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Warning for others who can’t have gluten!

Lay’s very recently took the gluten free label off of their sour cream and onion chips. The only allergen listed is milk, but not having the label anymore means it’s cross contaminated.

I found out the hard way. 🙃

Anyway, pass this on, don’t eat Lay’s chips, and stay safe!

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shoutout to my favourite doctor who blooper ever

Doctor: Martha, you trust me don't you?

Martha: Of course I do.

Doctor: Because it all depends on you.

Martha: What does? What am I supposed to do?

David Tennant, breaking character and returning to his natural Scottish accent: Well there's a watch, but I've lost it.

transcript from @suz-blog

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Define celebrity however you'd like.

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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My first pride sketchbook page is done 🌈

Materials: Royal talens art creation sketchbook, CASTLE art supplies coloured pencils, Mijello titanium class gouache

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

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Save the date for Unprepared Casters’s 4th annual charity stream to raise money for Trans Lifeline!

June 14th, 10am-10pm CDT on twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters

Details, cast announcements, and donation rewards coming soon, please get hype in the meantime!!!

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contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

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[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Jason Mantzoukas sits at a table, and asks, "Now, super quick question, can I get on the roof?" Alex Horne, wearing a backwards cap and mirrored shades, says, "I would say you definitely can't do that." Jason sighs, then asks, "Really...? I can't go out into traffic?" Alex replies from off-screen, "No." Jason says, "Can't get on the roof, can't go on the road. You know what? Comedy thrives on 'yes, and', not 'no, but'." He waves a finger fiercely at the camera. Alex says, "It wasn't even 'no, but'. It was 'you definitely can't'." End ID.]

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i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

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Welp, can’t escape it, time to buckle up and hunker down cause we’re really in it now

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the duality of man:

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life