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( @lanajvmeson​​ )

“Sorry it’s fucking - late,” they said once Lana’s door had opened, present shoddily wrapped and tucked beneath their arm - carefully, still, “Been busy.” A halfhearted shrug of their shoulders, forcibly relaxed though they’d been anything but. “Can I come in or am I fucking ... barred from the premises? Can just - leave it here. Don’t even gotta fucking touch me - can just, set it down and take five steps back. Don’t have to open it in front of me, or anything, either. Just a - fucking, delivery, really.”

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( @siobhanfm​ )

“Hey - fucking, shortcake,” Hand going to rest atop her head - ruffle her hair, a bit, surely afterwards - it’d been a rather public motion, done so purposely; bit of a glint in his eyes, bit of a teasing smirk pulling at his lips. “How’s the fucking - influencer thing going? That’s what you do, right? Influence?”

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imessage ↬ ginger #2

avery: just dip a foot in??

avery: [...]

avery: i'll help u figure it out- but i wanna look at these things first

viktor: yeah like a fucking toe

viktor: [...]

viktor: you want fucking pictures or ??? just come on over

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gcnnerpaxton​:

This was a first for Gunner, getting something stuck in a tree like something out of a cartoon. It was ironic, too, the fact that he was struggling to grab his umbrella again as rain started to come down, dampening the bark that his beaten up sneakers would’ve struggled to get a grip on even if it were dry. With a grunt, Gunner toppled to the ground once more - he’d climbed a lot of trees in his youth, but apparently it wasn’t his strong suit anymore. Frowning up at where his umbrella rested in a branch just above his reach, like it was taunting him, Gunner glanced at where someone was approaching while he was rubbing at his now bruising elbow, “I thought it’d be a good idea to bring my umbrella in case it started raining. Now I lost my umbrella and I’m soaked. I can’t help if I’m the shortest man alive, it’s - it’s genetics!” @radopens​

“Christ,” They swore beneath their breath - Viktor’d been watching from a distance for quite some time now, stood back as Gunner repeatedly failed to retrieve his umbrella; part of the struggle recorded and uploaded to their story. It’d been a good laugh - but now it’d just been pathetic, walking and standing over Gunner after his last attempt. “Yeah you’re like a fucking leprechaun. Short, bit bratty. What are you - five four?” Viktor looked away - up towards the tree, hand going to grab at the handle of the umbrella and shaking it free from the branches, “God - Christ. It’s like fetching a snack for a toddler. You want the umbrella? You want your little umbrella?” They held it above their head - still raining, still soaking the two of them.

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( @rosasamuels​ )

“Rosa,” it’d been a short greeting, appearing out of almost nowhere to walk besides her, Amazon bubble envelope in one hand and their tone gravely serious as they wrapped a spare arm around her shoulders, “You get your fucking license yet? Permit, even?”

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RT @elipax: @iiiiiiiiitsvicky i am afraid of you.

[@iiiiiiiiitsvicky has pinned a tweet.]

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@iiiiiiiiitsvicky: happy birthday, @elipax :).

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leviprk​:

“someone left this bottle of wine outside my room but it’s got a nice label that says from grandma, and i don’t — i really can’t imagine my grandmother sending me anything nice, but especially not alcohol,” levi said, holding the bottle up to examine in the dim light. he’d sat on the steps that led to moris, determined to look for the actual recipient of this gift for at least twenty minutes before giving up and just drinking the bottle himself. “is your grandma really nice? if you expect me to believe this gift is for you you have to show me at least one picture of your grandma where she looks like the kind of lady who would send you a random bottle of wine — and you have to be in the picture with her. otherwise i’ll just assume i’ve got a secret admirer that goes by the very strange nickname of grandma.” @radopens​

heading up the steps of moris - likely to terrorize abel, though they’d both been suspended ( abel from his RA duties, and viktor from campus ) - they’d already slowed down to talk to levi, but only now coming to a full stop before him. “think my grandma’s fucking, dead, man. probably - dunno. she doesn’t send christmas cards to me, anymore - but i also did fucking, nail her christmas ham to a cross three years in a row. think she might just fucking hate me.” viktor plopped down besides levi roughly - sprawling out their legs and snatching the bottle from his hands, “maybe it’s a fucking - acronym, no - fucking ... anagram? a fucking anagram - mix the fucking letters around, maybe there’s a name. ma...r...mar....miranda cosgrove, for fucking example.”

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( @tomislavmedovic​ )

Sometimes Viktor’s people-watching felt a lot more like a predator searching for prey - peering over tall grass and behind the trunks of trees, laptop screens and other bodies; it’d been easy to grab his attention - though it hadn’t necessarily been a good thing. In fact - it very rarely was, in the same way that being a toy bought for a kid named Sid was also, very rarely, a good thing. “Hey - Tomislav,” he began - slinking besides the other and wrapping an arm around his shoulders, drawing him near, “Heard you got your dick sucked. Congrats. Wanna grab a drink?”

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imessage ↬ ginger #2

avery: [...]

avery:

avery: i guess i dont understand how i can help w this??

viktor: i have them in a tub rn

viktor: not very fish friendly but i have a tank i just

viktor: [...]

viktor: just dip a foot in

viktor: i dont think theyre real piranhas

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imessage ↬ ginger #2

avery: yeah ofc!!

avery: what can i do to help?

viktor: so like

viktor: [...]

viktor: i bought piranhas off of ebay but i think they scammed me

viktor: they dont look like piranhas but im no fucking

viktor: oceanologist or whatever the fuck

viktor: i need to test them out

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imessage ↬ ginger #2

viktor: hey

viktor: so like

viktor: [...]

viktor: i need your assistance with something

viktor: very important highly confidential only you can do this

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@calebmontg: [img https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/702016316504014908/719004627735150642/download20200606204732.png]

@iiiiiiiiiiiitsvicky: oooooooooooh no

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imessage ↬ siobhan🍑

siobhan: ur funny!

siobhan: def not going to scream the name of my one night stand out and about esp since it shouldn't have happened in the 1st place

siobhan: but i wanted to be candid bc i owe that to people who read my shit yk?

siobhan: not mentioning ur name was like the perfect balance. bc i still talked about the sex as a way of healing

siobhan: not very healing tho

siobhan: just made me miss them more yk?

siobhan: not ur fault. u did great

viktor: ouch :'(

viktor: saying it shouldn't have happened ... hurtful, siobhan

viktor: rly know where 2 hit someone huh

viktor: who is it anyway

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imessage ↬ siobhan🍑

siobhan: it was u obvi

siobhan: i was js

siobhan: were u like upset that i didn't name u?

viktor: incredibly upset

viktor: was expecting my name in sparkling lights?

viktor: some fancy fucking font?

viktor: [...]

viktor: nice caption though very fkn uh inspirational

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imessage ↬ siobhan🍑

siobhan: hello sugar bear!

siobhan: assuming makes an ass out of u and me?

siobhan: 😉😘

viktor: who was it then? 💅

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imessage ↬ siobhan🍑

viktor: ommmmggg babezzz am i just a not stranger to you ???

viktor: heartbroken :'(

viktor: going to write on my blog about it 😔😔😔