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Made an illustration for my fic Visage, which is now posted on ao3!
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are you thinking what i'm thinking
(sentitwins platonic hanahaki)
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Kwami Swap AU where Félix gets the Pig Miraculous except he just uses ‘Gift’ to temporary stun people so he has a clear shot to roundhouse kick them.
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monthly alvar tag stalking is complete see uou guys next year. 🫡🫡🫡
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i wonder how disappointed the vackers were that alden’s first child was a vanisher
the pressure alden and della probably felt to have another kid and the shame alvar must have felt for something he couldn’t control
it would’ve happened when alvar was a teen too so there must have been so many expectations and so much excitement only for it all to come crashing down when he manifested
alvar must have felt like he had to do so much to make up for the fact that he wasn’t a telepath
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i hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the deer that colt fathom forced felix to shoot at 9 years old
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i remember reading stellarlune and thinking there’s no reason for him to have such a big hotel room is he hiding a girl??! no, WORSE, he’s hiding the traitorous brother his ex best friend tried to murder.
#BRO??? HES DONE TOO MUCH FOR U TO BE ALL BUDDY BUDDY WITH HIM#UR SUPPOSED TO JUMP HIM ON SIGHT WHERE IS THE LOYALTY#<<< LITERALLY!!!!#kotlc
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I absolutely despise Alden Vacker. Half of that hatred comes from him being problematic, and the other half comes from him putting a bad name on the name Alden. The only character I’ve come across with my name and it’s this guy???
Anyway, never thought I’d catch myself making Keeper of the Lost Cities fanart in almost 2025, but here I am, doing that.
I took some creative liberties with Alvar. I really wanted his deranged loser qualities to shine through
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got her bpd medicated!
consider: why tf is Alvar so mentally intact if he actually is trying to be a better person... bro just moved on from being a terrorist without an iota of guilt?? forgave himself that fast?? therapy that good??? you mean he's not even a little cracked??
*raises eyebrow*
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literally been throwing up drywall at everything i’ve seen of them in this book.
keefe and Alvar really be making me the worst version of myself bc I am such a hater of them idgaf.
no one can make me like them.
and listen. I am genuinely not a hater. I don't have beef with any other fictional work or characters the way I do with these two. this is an outlier, a foreign hatred that I cannot dispel no matter how many arguments I read in favor of them as characters
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you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.
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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,
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