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an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

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Making sure I raise my daughter with a backbone. I forbid her to leave the house with an exoskeleton. This house is for mammals ONLY. My habitat MY rules.

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I used to work at the zoo, and one time, a gorilla died of old age 

Problem was, it was the only gorilla in the zoo because it wasn’t very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction, and they couldn’t afford to go a single day without it.

So the zoo owner came up to me and said, "For an extra $100 a day, do you want to put on this gorilla costume until we can afford a new one?"

Of course, I said yes.

Pretty quickly, I became the biggest hit at the zoo. Everyone wanted to see the human-like gorilla.

About a month later, the craze started to die down, but they kept pressuring me to get people’s attention again. So, in a desperate attempt, I climbed over to where the lions were and started hanging off the net.

Suddenly, this massive crowd gathered, and everyone looked terrified. I could feel my grip slipping — I couldn't hold on any longer. I started screaming, "Help! Help!" — and then I fell.

The lion rushed toward me, and just as I thought it was over, he leaned in and whispered, "Shut the fuck up before we all get fired."

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David Hoffman, London, 1973

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WINONA RYDER IS A BOSS CHICK 

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RIP Jonathan Joss (December 22nd 1965 - June 1st 2025).

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Caption From @ essenceofblackculture on instagram:

Kristi Williams

@kristi_williams_black_history, a Black woman whose aunt survived the Tulsa Massacre, saw Oklahoma trying to silence Black history-and answered with action. She started "Black History Saturdays," free community classes to teach what the schools won't.

Now the room is full, the lessons are real, and the legacy lives on. end caption

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This is a heroic feat that shouldn’t be needed. But because it is, a hero emerged.

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“Do you have a stake?” “I’ve got a wooden club.” “Is it pointed on either end?” “That’s not what a club is.”

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I'm a doctor, not a murder hobo!

“We’re not murder hobos. I’m still a doctor.”

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