27, American, Libra, INTJ, He/Him. An aspiring writer, optimistic librarian and exasperated dad friend. Keep calm and quit taking it personally
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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
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Babe wake up new Vulgate chapter just dropped


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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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Jo Grant is incredibly hilarious to me as a character because she's the Doctor's government assigned best friend, and she's so good at her job that not only does she crack that grumpy motherfucker like an egg within a day of meeting him, but she also befriends his evil asshole situationship who he's divorced at least 20 times AND within a span of less than five minutes befriends his other weird dubious situationship who he picked up after she left who is so allergic to personal relationships of any kind that she had to be forcefully reverse adopted by 3 children to get her to be even a little normal, the latter of which occurred at the Doctor's funeral.
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i love british tv it's always oh look it's Blorbo from All of My Shows
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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Sometimes I remember that some expanded universe writers are under the impression that Leela is like. Stupid. And I get so annoyed.
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The Muppets Go Medieval would have gone HARD you can't deny that
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henry viii really was the king of all time. second son who came from behind to get the throne unexpectedly. very tall. super hot in his youth and grotesquely fat later in life. cut off so many heads. great at jousting and poetry and latin. totally insane. liked bowling. six wives, occasionally overlapping. divorced one just for being ugly. made up a new religion that was mostly like the old one except he was in charge of it, for personal and monetary gain. possibly played tennis while anne boleyn was being executed. tried to wrestle the french king in front of everyone and lost. wrecked the country and killed countless people in order to secure a strong male heir and then failed and it didn't end up mattering literally at all. played the bagpipes. that hans holbien portrait. he really is the platonic ideal of an insane horrible monarch
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He's not human, he's biblical.
Benedict Cumberbatch as Uncle Nubar "The Phoenician Scheme" (2025) by Wes Anderson
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anyway when Susanna Clarke said “Horror novels have this idea that there’s a secret at the center of the world. And that secret is horrific. [That ] isn’t much of a secret, really. So this would be more about the fact that, at the center of things, there’s a secret or mystery, and it’s joyful” that actually changed my entire life and how I approach any fiction and I think about it constantly
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"Listen, people are trying to kill me!"
" Who?"
"I don´t know but there is a reason. And I just need some safe, quiet time to pull things together."
Three Days of the Condor ( 1975)
Director: Sydney Pollack.
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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.
His platform centers the following:
Affordable housing
Freezing the rent
Fast and free busses
Department of Community safety
No cost childcare
City owned grocery stores
Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this
Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.
DO NOT RANK CUOMO.
Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.
If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here
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early aughts nhl players used to get spotted in the bathhouse shaving their ballsacks together and then a well revered pornstar also in the bathhouse would describe their bodies in luxuriant detail particular to their trade. the closest we would get in the modern era to courtesan gossip. now we get fuck all. oh you have a chipotle sponsorship? wow thats cool man. you’re pathetic btw
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Ncuti and Varada’s results for the “Which Doctor Who Character are you?” Test 😂😂
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