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Accidentally ordered 11 orders of Salmon Nigiri at dinner tonight.

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After way too long I finally have my art fight card for this year :D I’m really wanting to actually pump out some content this year because I feel bad that I’ve been slow for the past few years. I’ve also got multiple new characters this year including Downforce, Cleardrive, and Celeas; I’m planning on trying to add more as well including another dnd character, another splatoon character, and another transformers character. I love drawing characters with wings, metallic features, mandalorians, and I’m getting into the world of drawing mecha too so I really wanna try and attack some transformers characters too!! Will do both friendly fire and revenge, you can find my art fight at Amaranth41

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companies be like yeah this UI is great and everyone is used to it. let’s change it

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AND THE SAFETY CAR WINS THE CANADIAN GRAND PRIX!

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Did a powerpoint night with some of my friends recently and decided that my topic was going to be assigning ocs of mine to each of my friends, and of course the ones that fit best are the ones without art, so I’ve spent most of this week sketching my ass off to try and get art to use. I just love that this has motivated me to get moving more than art fight has tbh like I’ve got so many refs I’ve been procrastinating and yet I just shat out like six fullbodies

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In honor of splatoon raiders announcement have a bunch of splatoon art I’ve done, mostly of my OCs but also of a team future robot-ification of my own player character. Pink nautilus user is Jamz, blue dualies user is Ace, and red liter user is Celeste. The three of them are on a comp team together with other OCs belonging to my friend, they’re Void (shooters/wiper) and Star (bucket) I love them all so much and need to draw them more, they have such a fun team dynamic between the five of them

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It was the year of fire

The year of destruction

The year we took back what was ours

It was the year of rebirth

The year of great sadness

The year of pain

And the year of joy

It was a new age

It was the end of history

It was the year everything changed

It was the year the fire nation attacked

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You are just jealous that your outfit is garbage while he is rocking this sexy and masculine thing.

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Happy Pride month! Take care of yourselves and stay safe

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Quick whiteboard doodle I did at work of my dnd character Valen :D she’s my silly little biblically accurate angel and I love her so much she’s so stupid

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heavy hydrogen

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German swordfighting drag queen called Maya Square

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religious freedom stops when abuse starts.

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sword misconceptions pt 1: longsword

Post series: shortsword | rapier | buckler | dagger | spear

so as I'm getting back into fantasy lit as a historical fencer, there are a lot of things I am noticing cropping up in swordfights that are inaccurate or flat out wrong. So i wanted to write a post for my fellow writers putting down a few things I've learned in 2.5 years of swinging the actual weapons around!

Disclaimer: i am not an expert. Additionally, many of the historical terms for weapons were not standardized (there was no "one" longsword/rapier/shortsword etc when we're talking about a weapon that existed for hundreds of years across an entire continent) so what I'm discussing under the cut is specific to the late medieval/early Renaissance European two-handed weapon with a simple hilt/crossguard and with a blade length around 3 feet -- what D&D calls the longsword, or in older editions the bastard sword (although if we want to get picky about it, bastard swords should have shorter handles than longswords -- but I wrote this post as a writing reference so names are beside the point. you can call the swords whatever you want in your story, anyway).

Misconception 1: longswords are heavy.

Older editions of D&D had these weapons at 6 pounds, which is about 2x too heavy. 5e has them at 3 pounds, which is exactly right. Your average longsword is between 2 and 4 pounds, and a well-made one will be balanced such that you barely feel it. Pound for pound, they are heavier than almost all one handed weapons (except some rapiers but we'll talk about that later), but between their balance and the fact you wield them in both hands, their weight is likely not going to be a prohibiting factor for most characters. Everyone who can pick up a wooden baseball bat can pick a longsword up and swing it. A weak or out of shape character will struggle for wielding it for lengths of time, though.

Misconception 2: longswords are slow.

You're 1) thinking of a zweihander and 2)zweihanders aren't slow, either, but we'll get to that later. Longswords, wielded properly in both hands, are lightning fast, with a skilled fencer that's opened their opponent's defense often able to land 2-4 hits before a director even registers the first hit and calls "halt". And there are two components to speed: actual velocity, and distance. Longswords are -- well, long. Even if you can't swing it as fast as a little knife, the fact that it's three feet long means you're closing to target much faster compared with a shorter weapon, because you don't have to do as much footwork to get into, or out of, striking range.

Misconception 3: you can wield a longsword in one or both hands.

I mean, you could. But a one-handed wield robs a longsword of a lot of its dexterity, grace, precision, and yes -- power. You want two hands on this thing. Your dominant hand goes closer to the crossguard and it's what generates your power and edge alignment. Your offhand on or near the pommel is where your dexterity and fine steering is. Switching or removing either of these hands feels weird and you are also way more likely to get disarmed just by trying to parry with one hand.

Misconception 4: swordfights are about dodging.

You have two realistic options when someone is swinging a longsword at you: parry or step out of range. You do not duck. You do not jump. You do not sway, roll, or do backbends. All of these things will 1) rob you of necessary structure to riposte, 2) leave you wide open for a renewed attack or remise, and 3) leave your most important tool for not getting hit -- your SWORD -- too far off target to help you. Yes, all of these things look super cool and may fit depending on your style and setting. But if you're going for realism, YOU PARRY.

Misconception 5: you can be fast or strong but not both.

Ok, this is more a pet peeve about martial arts in general but: you cannot be fast without a certain base amount of muscle. You CANNOT. Small people with no muscle are slow. They have to take huge, looping cuts to compensate for their lack of muscle and leave huge openings while they do it. Small people who do well at the sport are often very quick because they have to train the heck out of footwork to outwork bigger opponents, but that only comes with TRAINING. It's not a "small people are automatically dex builds" thing. And while big muscly guys are often slower, they also 1) have less distance to move to close to target, which makes them "faster" even if they are moving a tad slower and 2) they're also often fast as balls, so you can judge virtually nothing about an opponent based on their body type except for their reach. A good, big longsword fencer will often have really fast handwork because most don't do well in longsword fencing without speed.

Let me know if there are any lingering questions I missed! I may think of more later, but I hope this was helpful for now :)

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tumblr exclusive lesbian version of this post because if i post this on instagram they will burn me at the stake <3

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Finally going through everyone I follow on Instagram to follow them here (hello new/old moots c: it’s nice to see you again) but since I follow like,, 1k people and I was clicking through profiles so quickly I think Instagram believes I’m a spam bot now

I’m not even done, I’m maybe like 2/3, 3/4 through the list, and Instagram gives me this popup about “we limit how often you can do things” anytime I try to view someone’s profile. It’s been over 13 hours since I was going through profiles and it’s still giving me the popup

Uhh congrats to me for being efficient I guess???

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this pride month i'd like you to consider becoming transgender. and if you're already transgender, i'd like you to start killing everyone who has wronged you