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“God is dead” -Zendaya

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Forced to algorithm, born to maintain filling cabinets

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Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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"No lands must remain beyond our grasp. Go forth. Conquer. Rule."

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One time took an uber the guy told me he once drove two old long haired bearded enrobed cloaked men into a church and one was calling the other Ancient Master

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1000 killer scorpions or one business major trying to explain literally anything

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I don’t even know anymore…salmon swimming upstream but it’s a Mr beast challenge?…is that something?

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DoorDash wants me so bad it’s pathetic

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Transcript: "No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise."

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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I want what they got

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you asked chatgpt? well asked master yoda and he said a fucking dumbass you are