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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat

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my homophobic daughter

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here's my impression of one of those painfully earnest self-care posts if it was a youtube poop

🏞️ gentlesestion FolF

hey. don't crHey. one million one million one million one millionTea. eat a pEace of fruif. go for a walk. brew some fruit. go some bruit. eat DINNER. take a showerower. showerowerowerowerTake a shit. cry. don't Your stuffed animals. fuffed animals. fuff. gooooooooowooooohhhhooohhooohhhhh. DIE

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@important-cat-pics

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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interview with angelocaris

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Wore a couple modified shirts recently and someone asked “how?” so my illustrator background made me draw this because work was slow ✂️ Featuring examples at the end— drawn in Procreate.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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Montezuma Quail (Cyrtonyx montezumae), male, family Odontophoridae, order Galliformes, Arizona, USA

photograph by Isaac Sanchez

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Night encounter in Yellowstone National Park-Michael Block

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A Kandi-core Crustacean

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thinking about creatures.

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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer