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hey detective! can you find the original "oohb i have plany off time" post? i can't seem to find it.

trackin' down this post was hard enough, but gettin' the link? that was a whole other challenge. see, i went to my usual source, the good ol' google search bar, and asked them about the post. they handed me a couple screenshots. so i typed in the username and went to the blog that posted it. however, this wasn't the same blog. their original blog was deactivated, and they moved to a new one with the same name. trackin' down their original blog was hard, as it didn't exist anymore, but i eventually did it. but that posed a problem. i found the post, but couldn't get the link because it was gone. and tryin' to reverse engineer the post through reblogs was proving to be a futile effort.

i was ready to throw in the towel when i had a brilliant idea. i copied the webpage link to the archived post into this post, and saved it as a draft. i then opened that draft on the mobile app and clicked the link. instead of taking me to the archived webpage, i was brought straight to the original post on tumblr. i copied the link on mobile, pasted that into the draft, and there it was. the link.

enjoy this one! i sure hope this is what you were lookin' for, considerin' the original phrase is from a youtube comment. but i think this should satisfy you!

Post Case: Closed

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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yay!

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Long before the introduction of color film, a Russian chemist and photographer named Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky used an innovative technique. He took three individual black and white photos, each through a colored filter (red, green, and blue), to create fully colored, high-quality pictures. The photo of this woman, taken by him, is around 107 years old!

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woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

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you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

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Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

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this is frying me so bad

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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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when you're totally normal and not an ethnostate

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where’s that article by james frankie thomas where he says like “prior to my transition there was only one kind of sex i wanted to have. and i thought i could never have it” because i am about to blow these people’s minds

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“I wish I could be a boy” You can

“I wish I could penetrate but I don’t have a penis” There’s a surgery for that

“I want to piss standing up” The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those

“I like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think I’m ugly after I start” would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable

“I want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hair” bestie, it’s your hair and they can go fuck themselves

“I wish I was born a boy” The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today

“I wish I was a boy” I have great news for you

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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

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the fall (detail)

alan stephens foster (1892-1969)