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a while back i bought a flexible internal vibrator thats sort of phallic (its from unbound babes, i think its called bender) and its very buzzy and ive realized i dont rlly like it for internal use bc it turns out i really do just not like insertion that much lol. shit hurts!! but anyway i have found a better alternative use where i jack it off and get the vibrations AND dick sensation :) transgender win
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Boytits of any kind are the most beautiful thing on this planet earth hairy tits soft tits big tits small tits. I want to grope all of you thanks.
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plz ignore any potential synergy w previous posts :) thats not relevant right now <3
id post pics rn but i dropped my phone while boating :/ so just imagine me really hard ok? if you imagine me HARD enough ill gain self-awareness inside ur brain. and then u can see pics of me all u want! :)
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id post pics rn but i dropped my phone while boating :/ so just imagine me really hard ok? if you imagine me HARD enough ill gain self-awareness inside ur brain. and then u can see pics of me all u want! :)
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a lil late night dummy video for u all<33
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Kinda need to have sex in a hot boxed car. Like I want to be hazily touching up on someone and every breath and pant is just getting us higher. To be surrounded by the heavy smell of weed, stuck in a cramped space, groping and pleasing each other through our clothes while everything feels so good.
#woah#can there be eerie jam rock playing way too loudly#One of These Days by pink floyd... i wanna feel the bass in the seats...
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transfem balls are literally cute. in my opinion.
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"I told you it was the puppy weed"
"WHA- Why would I think you were being SERIOUS??"
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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
#prev.#also ...... EMILY (OC) ............ i know i havent posted abt her here yet but i am still Thinking abt her ....#and this. this is Her.
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....need to be a brainwashed maid in a maid cafe, all the maids wearing identical uniforms with different colour schemes to match each maids colorful dyed hair, a happy dazed smile on each of our faces as we serve our customers, trained to fully believe that every customer is our one and only master/mistress/mxtress/owner who we must serve however we can.
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"""temporary""" breast expansion that leaves permanent growth as a side effect... your once-a-C-cup tits swelled up to the sizes of cars after you took all those lactation meds and once you finally got milked down to a manageable size you were still left with big, fat, permanent P-cups that still need to be milked all the time or else they'll fill to the size of houses next time~
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you can take 2 paths in this world... cat who keeps asking for dinner even though she already had it × dog who is too exciteable to say no.... OR dog who cant see a picture of food without getting hungry × cat who kneads her tummy when she gets full
doggirl feeder x catgirl feedee or vise versa
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was anybody gonna tell me that i didnt have my askbox set up 😶
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Breaking in your new girlfriend like you would a kitten, having all your friends come over and pick her up, touch her wherever they want, give her treats, so she gets used to it :)
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