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HE SOO HAS SLASHER PLUSHIES
Flip!Alex wright headcanons ^^
He mostly regresses more than caregiving, he's not really a parental caregiver but more of a older brother that will let you get into trouble and giggle about it caregiver if that makes sense
MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES!!! He loves watching movies with you but also he loves watching movies when regressing
He'll probably regret letting you watch a horror movie when regressed if you start crying though-
Has filmed himself regressing a few times, almost uploaded one of the videos to his channel while regressed but quickly snapped out of it before he could post it
Doesn't have very much gear since he's picky, but he does have a few horror themed baby stuff and slasher plushies
BIGGEST HATER OF DRESSUP WHEN REGRESSED!!! He will cry if someone tries to put him in a ridiculous outfit
Way more sensitive when regressed, tad bit of a crybaby as well
Mostly quiet when regressed?? Expect for a few mumbles
He calls you baby bat or anything movie related, I don't make the rules
Most likely cried when one of his friends barged into his dorm to find him regressed though :((
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Just remembered I could write stuff sooooo
REGRESSOR!CLAY HEADCANONS!!! ^^
Usually regresses when high, since he's canonically a stoner
VERY VERY CRAFTYYY!!! I mean in the movie we see him make a pringles bong so I think he'd like art's and crafts of any variety, just put some stuff infront of him and he'll make it into whatever he wants while giggling the whole time
Has ZERO clue about his regression age so if he's asked how old he is and or was he'll just be like "uhhhhhhhhhh"
Loves any snack food, but ESPECIALLY sloppy browns
I feel like he'd love apple slices, I have a hunch
He does play with his food, and silverware as well
He doesn't really tell his friends that he age regresses when high sometimes, but they probably can't tell the difference anyways
Has only a few things for when he's regressed, he does have a custom paci though I can tell you that
Super chill???? Mellow??? He doesn't complain much but he's just smiling the whole time so it's kinda hard to tell what he's thinking
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omg how have i not posted this yet. this is from like june lmfao
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"Judas, is it with a kiss you betray the son of man? ..."
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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convict with a mermaid tail haunting my brain .. dies
#iron lung#the convict#mermaid convict will be real in 5 seconds#doodles#fanart#markiplier#headcanons#wip#sketch#convict iron lung#markiplier fanart
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Let’s talk about Yancy
So I noticed something while I was rewatching Yancy’s musical number and … I think Yancy grew up poor. Most of the song talks about how he doesn’t have to pay for anything in prison, and how “well” he lives because of it.
Like, look at how many times he talks about money in the song:
See what I mean? Also, “Leave me in luxury” he thinks prison is luxury. How bad were things before he landed his ass in jail?
I have a bunch of other thoughts about Yancy but we’ll just leave this post here for now because you guys probably don’t want to hear it all lol
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Oh, you don't want Markiplier eating your house? Well maybe you shouldn't have made it out of termites then. How about that.
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Holy shit, I actually cried reading this it's so good, THIS IS THE TRUE PEAK WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR


prof. beaurguard and celine doing girl stuff(finding a way to eradicate your crush from existence)
#wkm celine#ahwm scientist#doomed yuri#professor beauregard#they break my heart i love them sm#thank u for opening my eyes
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