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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for
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People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish
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smeemo is smeemygender
nodding. smeemo is smeemygender.
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just know I was traumamogging all the war criminals in that ptsd group a hospital put 16 year old me in with exclusively 60+yr old US military veterans
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trans person: im trans
society: ok
the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕
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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit
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hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.
if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1
if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2
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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful
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op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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