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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

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i kinda liked the ai shit when it sucked major ass at everything it tried to do and just made awful disgusting abstract portraits but it got good enough to where it lost its style and now its just really gross to look at and embarassing and disturbing and the united states uses it to promote the subjugation of their citizens and enemies and i really dont want to see it anymore

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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Your dislike or phobia for certain animals never outweights the animal's right to exist and live, i keep running into this behavior and i don't know why some folks never got to learn that. Who do you think you are

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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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welcome to the future

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