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amusedphan · 4 days ago

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not this comment on a tiktok asking "who are two people on the internet who haven't announced it yet but you're convinced they're in a relationship"

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amusedphan · 11 days ago

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me and @AmazingPhil decided to write each other’s descriptions in the Summer in the City annual

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amusedphan · 23 days ago

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"we've never fucked ON YOUTUBE" should be considered the real hard launch

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amusedphan · 1 month ago

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I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #phan. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

#literally kms

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amusedphan · 2 months ago

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seth 😭

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amusedphan · 3 months ago

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what is ur lesser known dnp vocal stim? because i feel like there are ones that people always mention but one of my BIGGEST is "time to the do zone game" from poppy playtime 2 and i've never seen anyone else mention that one

#oh perfect i found it because robin very helpfully posted it forever ago #idk if it’s lesser known but the one i have is that whenever someone says ‘no pressure’. like a fucking pavlovian response i will say #‘nose pressure’#this is wild because this was engrained into my brain. BEFORE I GOT BACK INTO DNP. I WOULD JUST SAY THIS AND NOT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM #tbf there’s a bunch of spn gag reels that also similarly live in my head rent free. middle school sure was formative ig #but it’s really funny bc ofc this Did end up happening when i was sitting next to robin tarotphil irl. rest in pieces #looking at tags and baby phil’s ‘light’ is also one that appears sometimes #i think there are definitely less common ones but i cant even remember nose pressure whenever i want to remember it so alas

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amusedphan · 3 months ago

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announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby

#i just woke up and this is the first thing i see?#i want to go back to bed #phideo

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amusedphan · 3 months ago

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forever thinking about dan and phil’s local friends that went to see tit. imagine if you went to a stage show put on by the most annoying couple you know and finding out that they have a sold out crowd of gay people losing their mind every time they touch

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amusedphan · 4 months ago

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#ohhhh i hate that i think i recognize blurry face #wattpad ass fic isnt it

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amusedphan · 4 months ago

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what the hell, sure

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amusedphan · 4 months ago

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dragon city i have never said anything bad about you in my entire LIFE

#oh my god

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amusedphan · 4 months ago

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has anyone posted about that reddit post on here of some poor person who was so sick she passed out while watching slime and sadness cinnamon rolls on her tv and the paramedics thought she was watching nun porn

edit: link to the post

#oh my god #dan needs to Know his impact

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amusedphan · 4 months ago

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my fiancée asked dnp how much of crafts was improvised (for me bc she couldn't think of a question) at tit Frankfurt and they said all of it. I can't believe Phil came up with "Everyone makes mistakes!" and "i can't see but that's ok bc I believe!" on the spot. king of comedy

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amusedphan · 5 months ago

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some weird ass shit dan and phil would reveal about the phouse: