amxne

[amxne]

Send “Who Are You?” and my muse will reply with one of the following:

#1-50. Pronouns [we, I, she, he, ect] are free to change. Optimal for vigilantes.

Concerned… Third party? 

Honestly, I haven’t decided yet. 

Considering [___], I’d say I’m the guy who just took your job. 

I’m here to help you. 

Just say we’re in the same business, fixing problems. 

I’m the guy who still has time to save [name].

Tell [name] I’m the guy that just put him out of business. 

I’m like you, I give people second chances. 

One of the only people who know you’re innocent. 

…

Detective [name]. *NOTE: they stole a badge and are impersonating*

One of these days I’ll have to come up with a good answer for that one.

You can call me… [name].

Who I am doesn’t matter right now. What matters is, I know who you are.  

My name is [name]. Your mother sent me. 

If you find out, let me know. *NOTE: Could be about someone else*

My name is [name] and I help people out of tough situations. 

*silently continues what they were doing*

The guy who shot Detective [name] and stole his badge. 

Your ride home. 

*about someone else* The guy who helped me save your life tonight. 

I’m the guy who stopped you two jokers from killing each other. 

We help people, even when they don’t necessarily deserve it. 

Just a guy who needed a ride. 

I find it hard to answer that, even to myself. 

I’m the partner of the man in your backseat. 

As far as you’re concerned, [name], we don’t exist. 

*snippily* [first name].

Let’s just say that ultimately, you and I work for the same entity. 

I could ask you the same thing. 

That’s not important. 

Right now, an easy target. 

Tonight, hostage negotiator. 

[A] Concerned third party. 

Someone who knows what this is about. 

Right now, your only option. 

We’re merely a couple of concerned dog owners, [name]. 

As of this moment, [name], we are your judge and jury. 

Not important.

The night watch. 

Concerned citizen. 

I’m the guy that’s gonna catch you when you fall. 

Never Mind. 

A concerned frequent flyer. 

You can call me [name]. And this is my partner [name]. 

I may be the only person here who thinks you’re innocent. 

Security advisors… Of a sort. 

Right now I’m the getaway driver. 

Ordinarily I’d be the chick kicking your amateur hour ass. 

The frigging Dalai Lama.

[amxne]

Ask incredibly invasive questions about the character! The writer will answer and the character will react to having their private information made public.

submitted by anonymous.

[amxne]

Alice Isn’t Dead is a new serial fiction podcast from the team behind Welcome to Night Vale.

A truck driver searches across America for the wife she had long assumed was dead. In the course of her search, she will encounter not-quite-human serial murderers, towns literally lost in time, and a conspiracy that goes way beyond one missing woman.

This sentence meme could not have been complied without the use of @alicescripts.  

THIS SENTENCE MEME IS NOT SPOILER FREE.  And, as always, feel free to edit to better suit your needs.  

part one, chapter four:  the factory by the sea

“I’ll try to forget what I saw there, but…I won’t be able to, will I, ____? I’ll never forget what happened.”

“The sea is crystalline. It’s seductive. But the land feels angry and lost. There is no harmony here. The tranquility of the lapping waves sputters out and the land slumps into place. It’s buggy as hell, too.”

“Goddammit! Ugh.”

[heavy sigh] “Whatever.”

“Weird, right?”

“Is this the world you left me, leaderless and spinning?”

“Sorry, off topic.”

“The farther south you go on this coast, the worse the drivers get. They’re old, and they’re mad down here. Why are they so mad? Why are they in my lane? WHY ARE YOU IN MY—”

“Shit. Sorry, ___. I know you hated it when I yelled. Hate it. You hate it when I yell.”

“I couldn’t tell much from the shape of them.”

“Cool, cool. This is perfect. Hey, help me with this, would you?”

“Come on in, I have to sign off on the delivery inside.” 

“Hmm…tempting, but I am not going to stop.”

“Ooh, the popcorn store! Even more tempting! An entire store of popcorn! Mm-mm. Not gonna stop for that either.”

“I shouldn’t judge. No one should. We all do lots of things we shouldn’t, though.”

“You know that green that isn’t right, that is off from what it should be? It was that green.” 

“Oh, sure, sorry. Just have to get the paperwork settled.”

“I didn’t know what to do, I pinched and pinched, but every time it hurt.”

“I’ve been thinking lately of our pizza nights. Dough from scratch, sauce from scratch, cheese from…well, from the store. Not goin’ that far.”

“I loved the making of bread, the dough for the crust. Flour and water in your hands, first separate and then merging into a silky whole. The yeast and gluten making it a living thing. It moves when you poke it. It breathes into your hands.”

“Our hands covered in flour, we open a bottle of wine, and we eat the pizza we made, and…we just watch whatever’s on TV and fall asleep in a wine and bread coma.”

“I think love is cooking together. I think it’s making something with each other, that’s what I think, ____.”

“I don’t know what you think. Turns out that I didn’t know what you were thinking at all.”

“Metal hands building metal things, and no human beings in sight.”

“Machine after machine, Alice. Imagine the scale of them! Picture it for me.”

“I didn’t say anything more.”

“Only one more stop now. Come on, then.”

“Crossing inland now. Grassland and canals. There are supposed to be alligators here, right? That’s the whole thing with this area, gators, or whatever?” 

“I haven’t seen any alligators, but I saw a cow drinking from a stream, looking like the first part of a scene from National Geographic. The second part didn’t happen. No gator leaping from the water with its jaws open. Cow just drank.”

“What is a cow doing in a swamp? Are there wild cows? There are, right?”

“I stood there watching as it went out further, and further, and then was gone.”

“There was no one in sight. It smelled like the sea, and it smelled like smoke and steel and it smelled like algae and murk.”

“And that’s where I am now. Driving, as I always am when we talk.”

“We?” [Chuckles] “Of course “we” don’t talk. I do. You vanish. You aren’t. You are a – a gap, a nothing. And I talk into that nothing. I let my words float away. I let my words vanish, and I just keep driving.”

“Flour on our hands, sauce on our hands, our hands on our hands, something forgettable on the television, leg upon leg. That was a life! ____, that’s what it’s made of! Hand upon hand upon leg upon heart upon couch upon a day where we made bread together.”

“Fuck it, right? There’s a Denny’s in two miles anyway. There’s that. ____, honey, there’s always that.”

[amxne]

Send my muse some flowers and they'll react to their meaning

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — “I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — “I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — "You are not really in love.” French Marigold — "You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — "Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — "Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — "Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — "I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — "You’re adorable.” White Rose — "I love you not.” Yellow Rose — "I love another.”

[amxne]

|| Hey guys, during the prom, a bunch of us are getting together for some fun gaming and such. If you’re interested, message me for Skype details and I’ll add you to our group. This is for the people who are already not going to the prom event, we do NOT want to pull people away. Please, if you’re going to the prom, go and have fun!! :) This is just an alternative for the rest of us. ||

[amxne]

     ~  ✿ existentially didn’t want to go to prom anyway  ✿ ~

[amxne]

Send me 👶 where my muse has been turned into a child

Alternatively, send me “👶 switch” for a starter where your muse has been turned into a child.

[amxne]

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“Huh. I think I’m hearing things. Maybe if I ignore it, it’ll just go away.” Even with her teasing words, it was hard to keep the hint of a smile off her face. Only dorks told Uranus jokes.

[amxne]

//I love when I get home and all I see is that @dastardlydalliances has flooded my inbox <3

[amxne]

ᴛᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ       sᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ( ᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ) ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ!

❝ This is the story of how I died. ❞

❝ That’s when people usually start to look for a miracle. ❞

❝ And for that one moment, everything was perfect. ❞

❝ Why can’t I go outside? ❞

❝ The outside world is a dangerous place filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here where you’re safe. ❞

❝ All the things we’ve seen and its only eight in the morning. ❞

❝ Stop taking everything so seriously. ❞

❝ Stop with the mumbling, you know how I feel about the mumbling. ❞

❝ I distinctly remember your birthday was last year. ❞

❝ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ❞

❝ I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t trust me. ❞

❝ Okay, okay, okay…I’ve got a person in my closet. ❞

❝ I do hate leaving you after an argument, especially when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong. ❞

❝ You are not leaving this tower! Ever! ❞

❝ Ugh, great. Now I’m the bad guy. ❞

❝ I’ll be back in three days time. I love you very much, dear. ❞

❝ I know why you’re here and I’m not afraid of you. ❞

❝ The only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. ❞

❝ Who are you, and how did you find me? ❞

❝ I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…hi. How ya doin’? ❞

❝ I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it. End of story. ❞

❝ I have made the decision to trust you. ❞

❝ Tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. ❞

❝ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ❞

❝ I didn’t want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. ❞

❝ Well that’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her. ❞

❝ I’m a despicable human being. ❞

❝ You know I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ❞

❝ This is part of growing up. ❞

❝ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ❞

❝ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ❞

❝ Go. Live your dream. ❞

❝ Someone get me a glass, ‘cause I just found me a tall drink of water. ❞ 

❝ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me. ❞

❝ I have got to get me one of these. ❞

❝ I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief. ❞

❝ A gift like that, well, it has to be protected. ❞

❝ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my reputation. ❞

❝ Well a fake reputation is all a man has. ❞

❝ Why would he/she like you, come on now really. ❞

❝ Look at you! Do you think that he/she’s impressed? ❞

❝ I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that. ❞

❝ All good things to those who wait. ❞

❝ Well I hope you came to apologize. ❞ 

❝ I need you not to get him arrested. ❞

❝ What if its not everything I dreamed it would be? ❞

❝ And what if it is? What do I do then? ❞

❝ You get to go find a new dream. ❞

❝ I’m not scared anymore. ❞

❝ We want him/her instead. ❞

❝ The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it. ❞

❝ I’m the lost princess. ❞

❝ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power. ❞

❝ But I should have been hiding from you. ❞

❝ Where will you go? He/She won’t be there for you. ❞

❝ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ❞

❝ You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy. ❞

❝ Let’s see how fast you can run. ❞

❝ We’re going where no one will ever find you again. ❞

❝Our secret will die with him. ❞

❝ I will never stop trying to get away from you. ❞

❝ I can’t let you die. ❞

❝ But if you do this, then you will die. ❞

❝ You were my new dream. ❞

❝ Did I ever tell you I got a thing for brunettes? ❞

❝ After years and years of asking, and asking, and asking, I finally said yes. ❞

[amxne]

FASHION  /  APPEARANCE STATS.

BOLD what applies to your muse. TAGGED TAKEN FROM. @carnal-snake TAGGING. whoever wants to, fam.

BODY.

long legs.  short legs.  average legs.   slender thighs.  thick thighs.   muscular thighs.   skinny arms. soft arms.   muscular arms.   toned stomach.  flat stomach.  flabby stomach.   soft stomach.   six-pack.   beer belly.   lean frame.  beefy/muscular frame.   voluptuous frame.   petite frame.   lanky frame.   short nails. long nails.   manicured nails.  dirty nails.   flat ass.   toned ass.  bubble butt.   thick ass.   thick thighs.   small waist. thick waist.   narrow hips.   average hips.   wide hips.   big feet.  average feet.  small feet.  soft feet.   slender feet.   calloused hands. soft hands.  big hands.   average hands.  small hands.   long fingers.  short fingers.   average fingers.  broad shoulder.   underweight. average weight.   overweight.

HEIGHT.

shorter than 140 cm.   141 cm-150 cm.   151 cm to 160 cm.  161 cm to 170 cm.   171 cm to 180cm.   181 cm to 190 cm.   191 cm to 2m.   taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

pale. rosy.  olive.   dark.   tanned.   blotchy.   smooth.   acne.   dry.   greasy.   soft.

EYES.

small.   large.   average.   grey.   brown.   blue.  green.   gold.   hazel.   doe-eyed. almond.   close-set.   wide-set.   squinty.   monolid.  heavy eyelids.   upturned.   downturned.

HAIR.

thin.   thick.  fine.   normal.   greasy.   dry.   soft.  shiny. curly. frizzy.   wild.   unruly.   straight.  smooth. wavy.   floppy.   cropped.   pixie-cut.   shoulder length.  back length.   waist length.   buzz cut.   bald.   jaw length.   mohawk.   white.   platinum blonde.  golden blonde.  dirty blonde.   blondette.   ombre. light brown.  mouse brown.   chestnut brown.   golden brown.   chocolate brown.   dark brown. jet black.   ginger.   auburn.   dyed red.   dyed any “unnatural color”    thin eyebrows. average eyebrows.   thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

full sleeve.   thigh tattoo.   neck tattoo.   chest tattoo.   one tattoo.  a few here and there.   multiple. no tattoos.   monroe piercing.   nose piercing.   septum.   nipple piercing(s).   genital piercing(s).   industrial piercings.   earlobe piercing. prince albert piercing.   eyebrow piercing(s).   tongue piercing(s).   lip piercing(s).   tragus piercing.   angelbites.   labret.   stretches out ears.   navel piercing.   inverse navel piercing.   cheek piercing(s).   smiley.   nape piercing(s). no piercings.

COSMETICS.

eyeliner.   light eyeliner. heavy eyeliner.   cat eyes.  mascara. fake eyelashes.   matte lipstick. regular lipstick.   lipgloss.  chapstick. red lips.  pink lips.  dark lips.  bronzer.   highlighter.  eyeshadow.   neutral eyeshadow.   smoky eyes.   colorful eyeshadow.   blush. lipliner.  light contouring.  heavy contouring. powder.   matte foundation. shiny foundation. concealer. wears make up regularly.  wears it from time to time.  never wears make-up.  

SCENT.

floral. fruity.   perfumes.  aftershave.   cocoa.   moisturizer.   shampoo.  cigarettes.   leather.   sweat.   food.   incense.   marijuana.   cologne.   whiskey.   wine.   fried food.   blood.

CLOTHES.

jeans. tight pants.   overknee socks.   tights.   leggings. yoga pants.  pencil skirt.  tight skirt.  loose skirt. tight / formfitting dress.  cardigans.  blouse.   button up shirt.   band-t-shirt.   sports-t-shirt.  sweatpants.  tank top.   fur.   faux fur.  leather.  designer.   high street.   online stores.  thrift. lingerie. long skirt.   miniskirt.  maxi dress. sun dress. tie.   tuxedo.   cocktail dress.  high-slit dress / skit.   t-shirt.   loose clothing.  tight clothing.  jean shorts.   sweater.  sweater vest.  khaki pants.   suit.  hoodie.  harlem pants.   basketball shorts.   boxers.   briefs.   thong.   hotpants.  hipster panties. bra.   sports bra. crop top. corset.   ballerina skirt.  leotard.   polka dot.   stripes.  glitter.   silk.  lace.   leather.   velvet.   chemise.   patterns.   florals. neon colors.   pastels.  black.  dark colors.

SHOES.

sneakers.  slip-ons.  flats.   slippers.   sandals.  high heels. kitten heels.  ankle boots. combat / work boots.   knee-high.   platforms.   stripper heels.   bare feet.   loafers.  oxfords. gladiator shoes.

[amxne]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[amxne]

          You’ve charred my heart into ash,            I’ve become numb to the pain.            Now you’ve used up all your l u c k ,            it’s time to get what you ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ.            I’m holding out for 𝓀𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒶,            i’m holding out to watch you ʙᴜʀɴ.

[amxne]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

[amxne]

xxinnocentlightxx:

Immediately Ryou’s expression changes from confused to looking like he just got caught red handed in a murder. His stomach got him in trouble, yet again. “I– Well.. You see..” Hard as he tried, he couldn’t excuse his way out of this one, and after a moment decided that it would be best if he didn’t try to. He puts a goofy smile on his face while nervously scratching the back of his head “…… I’ll go buy you some more.”

The smile only widened on Amane’s face as she took in his guilt, as obvious as the blush gracing his cheeks. Of course she’d known he’d eaten them—who else would?—but it didn’t hurt to tease him about his garbage compactor appetite every once in a while.

“Awh, you don’t have to do that! Really, it’s not that big of a deal.” Amane turned and paused for dramatic effect. “I just know the next time I make homemade pastries I’m going to eat all of them and you won’t get any.”

[amxne]

@xxinnocentlightxx › x

Raising an eyebrow, he can only pause for several seconds and blink in confusion as he had no idea what he was being blamed for. “… What? Why? I did nothing!”

“Oh, you didn’t, did you? Then why do I distinctly remember having a full carton of strawberries and a full container of sweet creme? I no longer have any of these things in the fridge. Where could they have gone, brother-mine?~”

[amxne]

snowflakeryo:

“- -I’m a man, We wear our underwear for weeks. I will fucking fuck you. I mean fight you……. No I don’t. “

“Not with that nasty, crusty, gross underwear you won’t.”