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on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call
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@multiisketch pointed something out that has been giving me brainworms.

New headcanon: Maria's hyperfixation.

Wave could just be seeing Shadow's shoes and assuming they're Extreme Gear, which would also be very funny. But with what we know of Gerald, he did love studying ancient civilizations. I think it's plausible for Babylonian artifacts to have made it onto the Ark and for Maria to have been drawn to their history.
So when designing Shadow's shoes, she had a lot of inspiration to draw from.
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sinosauropteryx!!!!
definetly a totally real stop motion time lapse
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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?
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Lol bro you use your claws to melt a few peoples faces and everyone starts kicking you in the ribs and poking you with torches and pitch forks Whats up with that
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When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down
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vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them
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don't move. i'm coming over to chew on you
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tired of the word boycott getting thrown around for things that very much are not going to be successful so here's some traits you should look for before choosing to participate in a boycott:
it should have a clearly stated demand, and that demand should be something that the boycotted party has control over and can actually change. "stop engaging in discriminatory hiring practices" is viable, "stop selling goods at a profit" is not
the boycott should only end when that goal is met. fixed end dates allow the boycotted party to just wait it out. one-day boycotts are especially comical
boycotts should expect an actual change in your behaviour. not doing something you can't afford the cost of or already weren't going to do isn't boycotting.
there should be some kind of clear organisational structure - somebody needs to relay demands to the boycotted party, be able to call off the boycott when their demands are met, and ensure everybody participating actually understands what the boycott is about
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glad that we’re talking about Alison Bechdel being a terf again. really hoping that fact breaks into the general cultural zeitgeist this time but not holding my breath
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yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but
#v017 tag#jason the technician is becoming dangerously close to being a real oc#he uses the equipment incorrectly. (the equipment broached the topic first)
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Just found out this hobby I got into is actually leftist, so engaging in it’s effectively the same as taking action.
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