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This song is literally so Regulus core I mean cmon

“I want to love a boy the way I love the ocean”

“I know I must behave to contain all my emotion”

“Like a hidden cave, I am always open I hold the space you made, I'm empty, but still hoping”

😒 girl we know it’s you Reggie

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joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

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your favorite ships not being canon is a price you have to pay for having good taste

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Let’s all be honest… This song is literally so canon compliant marylily. Like I’m so surprised no one has said this but give it a listen and tell me it isn’t I dare you

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No because Regulus Arcturus Black is just so Jigsaw coded like

“All I did just to make you happy

Still you don’t even fucking love me”

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One thing I can’t wrap my head around is that season 1 of Stranger Things takes place just 2 years after James and lily died and 4 years after Regulus died. It feels impossible

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Friendly little reminder that Regulus gave his life for the only person who loved him for who he was. Not what he could be or what he used to be. Just ponder that for a while. That person being Kreacher, of course.

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Slytherin winning a quidditch match and James being mad and regulus being cocky > everything else

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Calling me out and for what 😐

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Okay “anywhere I want (just not home)” by squide on ao3 has the nymphadora and regulus relationship you want but not the Harry and Nymphadora. Either way it is such a good fic AND SHE LITERALLY CALLS HIM UNCLE REG (ps it has Jegulus and Wolfstar and dorlene)

after reading carpe noctem I just realised something that I have never seen written in jegulus fanfiction before and is regulus' relationship with nymphadora

so

for all of my jegulus writers outthere:

Non canon compliant time line! fic in which jegulus has to babysit Dora and her and baby!Harry became absolute besties

give me blurbs, give me oneshots, idc <3

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Black Cousins Head Cannons

-Narcissa and Regulus are the only ones who can hold their alcohol

-Sirius would have had a lady bug pillow pet

-Regulus had a hat stall between Slytherin and Ravenclaw when being sorted

-Andromeda and Regulus have a book club (only for them tho)

-Sirius and Narcissa are the same age (not canon but neither is anything else in this fandom)

-Sirius went through a hard-core mitski phase for like 3 months when he was pining for Remus

-Bellatrix would have been a scene girl for a hot second in the 2000’s

-Narcissa is/would have been cottage core

-Regulus Black is obsessed with romance novels bc he’s cool like that

-Bella and Reg used to be semi-close before she was a psychopath

-Andromeda and Ted for sure jammed to party rock anthem

-all the Black cousins were forced to do something in the realm of fine arts when younger per their parents “request” (aka. just forcing them into something)

-Regulus had to learn how to paint (realistic oil paintings)

-Narcissa was classically trained in singing

-Andromeda had to do ballet

-Sirius was forced to learn the Cello (I got this from a fix but I can’t remember which one so I’ll just update later with the name)

-And Bella was forced in to piano

-Only regulus and andromeda kept these hobbies up, while Sirius used his skill in the cello to become self taught at electric guitar

-post-second-wizarding-war Narcissa made numerous attempts to reconnect and reconcile with andromeda (Andromeda finally accepted these attempts after a month or so)

-in a muggle AU the black cousins had a shit-talking group chat

-Bella secretly VERY secretly listened to girl in red bc she is a lesbian

-Andromeda and Lucius hated each other but pretended to get along for Narcissa

-Regulus and Bella and Sirius all wore exclusively silver jewelry while Andromeda and Narcissa wore exclusively gold

-they each had to learn another language

-Andromeda learned Turkish (only because Ted is half Turkish) (fight me on that. I dare you)

-Bellatrix learned French bc that was what her parents strongly encouraged for her

-Narcissa learned Swedish because she wanted to live there at one point in her life

-Much to his parents dismay, Sirius learned Sign Language (his parents believed that it wasn’t a real language and anyone who used it was beneath them)

-Reg also learned French, but because he genuinely was interested in the language and culture of France

-Reg helped Sirius with his studies in Sign because Sirius had trouble remembering the hand motions

-REGULUS IS TRANS FTM <3 (suck it Jkr you intolerant shit bag)

-Andromeda and Ted did the thing at their wedding were the didn’t have any matching chairs they were all different

-Bellatrix caught the bouquet simply because she is extremely competitive

That’s all for now but I have so many more <333

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I’m not saying I have a type but all of my comfort characters follow a strict set of guidelines.

-younger sibling

-strained relationship with older sibling

-bad relationship with parents

-some type of fruity

-sad backstory

So yeah but definitely no type… not at all

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Whoever is giving out ideas for movies at Pixar needs therapy. Like all the new movies have some form of generational trauma. So if you are that person all I have to ask is .Are you okay, do you need a friend.

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My toxic trait is relating every single song I hear to Jegulus, wolf star, or just the marauders somehow.

Like, if asked, I could probably do it with a church hymn

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More Marauders Head Cannons:

- Regulus gives annotated books as gifts, but makes them really personal and sentimental

- Sirius and James give almost exclusively gag gifts

- Remus gives cute mugs with cheesy jokes on them

- Peter gives gift cards because he gets anxious when buying gifts

- Remus and regulus both only drink out of mugs

- Remus introduced Sirius to all things muggle and kick started his David Bowie obsession

- James and regulus both sing their hearts out to one direction

- PETER IS ACE

- Peter and Remus co-parent a bird (this is random but it feels right)

- regulus is the type to count coffee and tea as a meal and James is the type to tell him that it doesn’t work like that

- Remus and regulus giving Sirius, James, and Peter a slightly unhinged explanation of real housewives

- after the war, regulus gets his ears and nose pierced

- Remus and Sirius always have matching nails

- regulus secretly loves country music

- James and Sirius both collectively would have decided to hate Jake Gyllenhal

- Peter is a sad indie kid

- peter loves to bake

- Regulus has a mental Illness (OCD imo)

- regulus and peter shit talk literally everyone about anything once a week over tea

- in a muggle AU remus was a stage manager for a high school play

- James would have been a theater/chorus kid

- whenever regulus is stressed he draws little stars on his papers to calm down (same Reggie same)

-Regulus had a huge growth spurt in the summer between 3rd and 4th year and grew like 6 inches

- Sirius was not pleased as he was now the shortest one besides Peter who was 5’5

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Head Cannons for Regulus Black:

-Sirius used to trick him into doing different stunts and tricks pre hog warts days.

-this is how regulus broke his arm (which he and Sirius still joke about)

-after andromeda left she secretly asked Narcissa to give him a sketch book for his birthday

-He and Sirius send owls with absolute nonsense in them while their at hogwarts

-it took Sirius a few weeks to talk to Reg after he was sorted into slytherin, because he thought that Reg would start believing what their mother said

-he and Remus are absolute besties who read books and binge real housewives

-Remus is the first one he tells about his crush on James

-next is Barty who quite literally hounds him about the mystery person that has Reg “In a daze”

- Reg told Sirius to leave their house that night and assured him he would be okay (got this from deep blue waters on ao3)

-His patronus/animagus form would be a cat

-he and James get together in Reg’s 5th year after literal years of pining (James vented his feelings to Peter)

-Remus and Peter were happy that they could stop listening to the two ramble about how perfect the other was, and swear that they didn’t like the other back

- Sirius was oblivious to any feelings between the two until they told him which ended up with James getting his hair turned pink for a whole week in retaliation

- but ultimately he was happy that two of the most important people in his life were happy

-lily, Marlene, Mary, and Dorcas had a bet on when they would get together

-Mary won because I love her

-Sirius vents to Regulus about how “adorable and breathtakingly handsome” Remus is

-Remus vents to Regulus about how “completely besotted” he is with Sirius

-Regulus teases the both of them for their feeling while simultaneously trying to get them to realize the others feelings

- when they finally do get together Regulus is silently screaming in the background

and finally

-he is a spy for the order and figures out that Peter is the spy

- which saves Marlene and her family from deatheaters

-unlabeled and he/they Reggie