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I'm nearly crying
because I had this awesome password journal as a kid
but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time
so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again
but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid
but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries
so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha
haha
nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in
and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like
“now fuck off”
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Bunny Harvestman, Metagryne bicolumnata, Opiliones by Andreas Kay
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The Twisted Trees of Slope Point, New Zealand
Slope Point is at the southernmost point of the South Island of New Zealand. The air streams loop the ocean, unobstructed for 2000 miles, until they reach Slope Point causing incredibly strong winds. In fact, the winds are so strong and persistent here that they perpetually warp and twist the trees into these crooked, wind-swept shapes.
Slope Point is generally uninhabited, except for the herds of sheep that graze the land. There are no roads leading here, however backpackers regularly make the short 20-minute walk to see the fascinating tree formations that only Mother Nature could create. However there is no public access during the lambing season from September to November.
sources 1, 2, 3, 4
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common misconceptions of greek or roman mythology
» Nike & Dike are two different gods. Nike is the goddess of victory & Dike is the goddess of justice
» Hades is the god of the underworld & Thanatos is the god of death
» Persephone isn’t just the queen of the underworld, she’s the goddess of spring
» There’s two goddesses named Thalia, one of the muses, and one of graces
» In Greek, a name like Hekate or Kassandra would be spelled with a K, but in other languages it can be spelled with a C
» In Roman Mythology, Apollo is still Apollo (there many be other wording to how it’s spelt, but it’s still Apollo)
» Hermes could fly without his sandals as they were simply symbols for him
» The definition of the twelve Olympians changes because multiple texts decipher other gods/goddesses as being apart of the twelve Olympians
» The titans were not ultimately bad gods, some would say they were nicer to humanity and never tried to destroy humanity (this idea was popularized by Percy Jackson), and the Olympians attacked first
» There is no “Pandora’s” box, Pandora, who is actually a woman created, actually opened the box after being gifted it on her wedding day
» Not many people worshiped Ares because he was majority of the time on the losing side & he was considered too violent and difficult to have on your side
» At first Rome’s gods had no appearance until they absorbed more Greek Mythology
» The Trojan War is still being debated as actually happening, there has been debris found that could indicate that there was a siege to the city
» Male demigods tended to have higher-than-average ambition and physical powers, while female demigods (like Helen of Troy) only were gifted with exceptional beauty
» Death gods were pretty laid back compared to other gods & the only person/god Hades ever killed was Asclepius, but only because Asclepius was bringing the dead back to life & disrupting the cycle of life
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Well this is an interesting problem.
Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:
The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.
How have you done this thing you did, boy.
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some paintings I’ve seen myself in over the years. Caspar David Friedrich - Hans Dahl II - Dame Laura Knight
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