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Rukia: Nobody thinks Ichigo is my boyfriend, okay?

Rangiku: Put your hand up if you thought Ichigo was Rukia's boyfriend.

[ Everyone raises their hand ]

Rukia: Put your hand down Ichigo.

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"not all men" you're right. lord haurchefant greystone of house fortemps would never treat me like this

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I’m not saying you should play an entire MMO for a single, hinted at, slowburn romance, 

BUT

if you were to play any mmo, this has the BEST boyfriend in town

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Everyone who has to work retail today should be allowed to assault one customer for free

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unfollow me right now because this is it this is everything

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One day mark is gonna walk into staples and they’ll have this sign up

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Lydia: daryl would probably throw himself in front of a moving car for you

Carol: daryl would probably throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

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What will you say?

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When I was a boy, many long years ago, I yearned to stand tall as the heroes of eld. But like a fool seeking to pluck the stars from the heavens, my every attempt to reprise their deeds fell short. And then, one day, an all but forgotten dream from my youth stood before me, in the flesh. A hero who looked to the horizon and beyond, and saw I knew not what. All I knew was that I would give anything to stand at that hero’s side.

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DAMMIT, KRILE WAS RIGHT

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this is all i’m going to talk about for the next year

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Tfw ur the Crystal Exarch trying to summon the Hero Of All Things across space and time to save the universe but u keep getting random members of their Squad instead :/

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Me:OMG [insert ship] ARE SOO IN LOVE THEY CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY’RE SOULMATES

Also me:I don’t need a partner.Love doesn’t exist.Leave me alone.

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Officially going to PAX! Who will we see there? Namu the Trico keeps me awake at night making sure I’m planning to wait in line for him to meet @therealjacksepticeye . We’re so so so hoping we get the chance!

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and don’t even get me started on the stuff she did to our pearl

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i spent way too much time on this 

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