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Malec + Text Posts

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xirishima:

have you ever loved a character so much you were like ?????? ? ? ??!??!?!! ! ! !?? ??? how did this happen??? ?? ? ?!???! !!?!??!?!?

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hi loves!! i am back, after my laptop had been broken for like– 3 months. weeps. 

anyone wanna plot?

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#same

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percy weasley in the streets, bill weasley in the sheets

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And I’ve got my mind, made up this time. Go on and light a cigarette, set a fire in my head. Set a fire in my head, tonight.

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(insp.)

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Well, there’s just one convict left. Whoever finds him wins. {aka when will your faves}

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jace lightwood has a crush on magnus bane bye 

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Alec: [at 2 am] so why do you like me though

Magnus: Alec we're married and have two children why are you like this

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ok but LISTEN the most fucking unbelievable part of civil war was when spiderman was like “you know that really old movie empire strikes back??? with the walker things” like geek ass peter parker doesn’t know what the fuck star wars is, let alone an at-at

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why does scott mccall have chemistry with everyone, i can’t keep up with all these ships

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“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

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can harry potter be considered classic literature already so i can write a 3 page essay on why snape was a dick 

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This is part one of me coping with “Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe”.

There’s a longer version but nyeeeeh I’m drunk