anarchoanimatronic
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i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community
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more art of our couriers :] @anarchoanimatronic was fighting for hoover dam while I was dying of radiation poisoning in searchlight 😭
#fav#I LOVE YOUR ART SO FUCKING MUCH#before anyone asks yes they are named like that bc of the animatronics they were joke names that stuck
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when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.
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the 1978 IAAPA wolf pack 5 show is so funny cause it goes from “my boyfriend fucking died in a car accident” to “i met a really hot girl at the beach” without any pause or inbetween dialogue like damn okay i guess we’re not gonna talk about that
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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good
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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
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