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I apologise if this is too personal but I'm curious... who's Hana? Is it someone you're dating?

oh yeah totally 🤩 we divorce every 2 days just to remarry 🤩 dating doesn't cover what we have 🤩 that's my girlfriend she just doesn't know it yet 🤩

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yuricule faves

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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lay down. slept a little. had this dream where there was an ad for this family choice-based game that said TREAT THEM WELL! and it was these two guys kissing on the bed and the finger kept clicking get pregnant and give birth and that poor man gave birth like nine times anf yuo could see his face gwt progressively greener and the babies come ojt slower. they never left the bed btw. the midwife (?) also looked more and more tired. the previous babies never grew past toddlership. they didn't die or anything they just Stayed Babies of Breastfeeding Age. and thag man had to BREASTFEED them. anyway at the like tenth of eleventh birth he just drops dead after popping the baby out and the haggard looking midwife starts wailing while gisd husband start crying. i need to add that they were making those video game aha!!! ehe!!! aww!!!! noises. you know the ones. THEEE ENTRIE TIME

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hall of fame

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when I come back I'll bring rajesh

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timetravellingkittycore

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In my next life I will be reborn as #reva .

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and chashmishcule’s second born

LEO

chashmishcule's first born

RAJESH

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DYKULA🫵

fuguwal...

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chashmishcule's first born

RAJESH

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'Cule Gallery

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Paaninahicule era

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BEST FRIENDS

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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pijon and timetravellingkitty