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99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

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ok results are Kinda? yeah

shushing bf every time i hear him stir to see if it will help him sleep better 💭 will update with the results once hes up

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"All monsters must die bloody, and by a hero's hands, and soon," he says over brunch.

He doesn't think it's a rude thing to say in front of a monster. There are no rude things to say to monsters, only rude things monsters say.

"Don't worry," she says between bites, "You're one of the good ones."

"But I am still a monster," I do not say. I do not say that I love my claws and teeth, my prehensile shadow and my glowing eyes. That I cannot imagine giving them up even for survival, that to hide my shadow and trim my claws for them makes me feel diminished. In public I cannot say that I do not wish to be human.

They're progressives, this bunch, even if he carries a hero's banner with its proud history and none of them ask him to put it away. They know there are good monsters, monsters who can speak eloquently and hold the fork right, monsters you can be seen with in public. Some of their best friends are monsters.

They do not know the monster who is invited to brunch knows solidarity with the monster who is not. Believes and understands the monster who is not invited more than the human who does the inviting.

"Isn't that a little harsh?" says a third human, and I have not forgotten I am outnumbered. "We have ways of killing monsters without blood now, painlessly. And, of course, a monster should be allowed to live if it never growls."

He has never seen me growl. Yet how loudly and endlessly I will, when I'm out of earshot. He's talking about killing monsters who cannot stoop to civility, about mother and brother and lover who were never able to mute themselves like me, and does he not know how small a child who can only growl is?

"To growl is not to kill," I say, and all heads turn toward me. It is one of those rude things monsters say.

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snuppies

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bigs my eyes

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weird looking ram

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we all got that one losing dog we love to bet on

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My dealer: I got some straight gas 🔥🔥🔥 this strand is called pixilart dot com. You'll be zonked straight out of your gourd.

Me: whatever man. I don't feel shit.

[10 minutes later] me: dude I swear I just saw a ??? I don't know what to say here

My buddy ??? Pacing: Bryan is lying to us

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so many people to be angry at such little time

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i swear to fucking god goatfloof or homosuck or temmie or whatever the fuck they might go by now if you are alive and youre still out there i will fucking find you and you will answer to Me for everything you did

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and why does it have to be YOU who watches. fucking pathetic you will never measure up to them no matter how much you hurt me no matter how much planning you did no matter how intentional it all was i am their masterpiece not yours never yours

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make it fucking stop

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sometimes when things get bad you come out of my mouth why cant you leave me alone

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do you um. oh shoot. okay. here we go. um. do you want to be m.y friend.

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criminal minds quite frequently uses the postal menu sound effect ive noticed