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no one asked but frozen au with anna!jaskier and kristoff!geralt. he's literally a gruff smelly mountain man with his signature animal that he talks to. roach can either still be a horse or maybe she's a reindeer now. yenn is elsa in case that wasnt evident

there's no good reason for this i just think about it sometimes

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all rooms cable a/c free coffee by the extra glenns is jaskier and yennefer To Me. maybe no else but to me it is

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i was listening to wild blue yonder and madeleine goes "every stone you threw i stood on to better see the view" and then joey immediately goes "I've got something in my eye" implying that he cannot see the view thanks for coming to my ted talk

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me when joey batey sings "my entire life it's running away too fast watching everyone you ever loved walk past never really quite getting the knack of knowing no one will not ever COME BACK FOR YOU!!"

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mentally i'm still here

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Scarlet Scarlet and The Blue Furious Boy - Art by Madeleine Hyland

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please tell me why tumblr thinks I'm a Frozen blog. yes i reblogged some Frozen stuff for like two weeks in 2019 but ???

when i go to my own blog, here are the "related blogs" it suggests for people to follow:

WHY?? how do i change this? i bet i never get recommended as a witcher or tad blog for people to follow and that makes me sad 😭

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HI THERE I SAW YOUR TAGS FREAKING OUT ABOUT ELBOW ON MY GERASKIER PLAYLISTS AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little fictions is the only album I know by heart cover to cover, but I certainly enjoy the others!

SERIOUSLY THOUGH

WHENEVER I SEND ANYONE AN ELBOW SONG REC IN THE CONTEXT OF A CHARACTER THEY ALWAYS SAY THEYD NEVER CONSIDERED IT BEFORE AND I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HAVING A NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS MOMENT

you’ve made my day

holyyyyyy shittt im so sorry i didn’t see this before but it’s only *checks watch* well over a month late !! (sorry.) but yEA my mancunian friend introduced lil american me to elbow and theyve topped my spotify wrapped (yes even above tad) the past two years lol their stuff means a lot to me and is also So Good

but fs like. again i would Not ever insinuate that elbow is Niche or Unpopular—literally played the olympics etc etc—but i do think that they aren’t necessarily in The Minds Of Fandom™️ very much. but MAN they have such a great discography and sm good songs it’s like *makes aggressive grabby claws at the air* so much potential!!!! overlooked!! unseen!! (yes i’m being dramatic. not sorry)

anyways if anyone who sees this listens to elbow PLEASE hmu i love talking abt elbow songs

aaaaannndd uuuhhhhh 👉🏽👈🏽 hopefully not beign too pushy but uhhh. if anyone here wants some fandom related recs……. i’ll just throw out a couple so i’m not being Too Much but:

hotel istanbul [listed as a non-album track under the seldom seen kid (bonus tracks version) album on spotify] - oh my god if anyone listens to One [1] song i write here PLEASE let it be this one. every time i scroll through geraskier playlists and don’t see this song i feel Robbed. to me it feels sooooo them but no one else knows about it and i lose my mind. idk if musically it fits everyone’s vibe check but Lyrically. holy fuck holy shit. like to my understanding it’s abt a guy who’s havin a shite day but this other person’s presence makes them feel better or smthn??? anyways it’s fuckinnnn haaghhh i’m- it literally goes “damn your eyes / so blue” LIKE????? i lose my mind over this song in geraskier context every time someone Please listen to it and tell me if i’m going insane or not

puncture repair [under leaders of the free world album] - man i love this lil guy sm. diff energy from hotel istanbul but i see this one as the quieter geraskier moments, the travelling together for 20 years. it’s so quiet, it’s so routine, it’s motions that are muscle memory, it’s care etched in creases, it’s thoughts traced through nerves for the thousandth time. also works from either pov i think

bones of you [under the seldom seen kid album] - i think?? this could be a yennefer song??? either abt istredd or just like her past life. also sonically i rlly like the vibe for her, dunno if anyone else’d agree w that tho

audience with the pope [under the seldom seen kid album] - ok honestly i dont know if this one’s very accurate since i wouldnt call myself an arbiter of quality yen&geralt vibes, but i do think of them when i listen to this song so,,? do with that what u will

anyway i have oodles and oodles of these but these ones that r like, supported lyrically the best ig??? sorta?? maybe not but yea ive got elbow-witcher song thoughts for Days but the other ones are maybe more vibes-based so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but if anyone’s intrigued…… i mean hmu

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my entire life it's running away too fast // watching everyone i've ever loved walk past // never really quite getting the knack of knowing no one will not ever come back for you

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“Come back, come back, we don’t have time to fuck around”

The older I’m getting, the harder this line is hitting. I have been working on this piece for MONTHS. It was a little masochistic of me to make that many French knots, but in the end, the texture of them is perfect for the hedge effect in this piece inspired by Pruning Shears!

[View all my other embroideries inspired by The Amazing Devil here]

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what if i made a post on how ruin the album is soooooo thematically built and beautiful and intensely lovable and fundamentally human actually. what then. huh. what then

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Saw someone doing a love run poll, but I wanna hear our fav ruin songs

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Also. With Netflix canon. If Vesemir looked 25-35 at age 70 in NOTW, and he aged at a sensible, consistent rate over the next century-ish, he wouldn't be an old man by canon era. He'd be maybe in his fourties or early fifties. Possibly just starting to get some silver in his hair. Prime dilf territory. Which would be a fucking hilarious reason for Geralt to take twenty years to bring his bard home to meet the family

Jaskier: How come you never brought me to Kaer Morhen before?

Geralt, internally: You're going to be fuckstruck enough by my family at 40, 18yo you would've taken one look at Vesemir and pounced

Geralt, externally: Uh. Hm. It's cold. I didn't think you'd like the food. One of my brothers is feral. You know. Reasons.

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@narcissistcookbook !!

Fellow TAD fans, I need to supplement my spotify with something other than the amazing devil. Any recommendations of bands that have a similar vibe?

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