warning: my interests fluctuate like a wind sock in a hurricane
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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
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but I woke up in a safe house singin honey lets get married
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything
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two million people starving to death because it's geopolitically convenient and we're all expected to go about our day normally like the casual cruelty on display for the past two years has been so insane to me like i'm not even trying to make a point it's just truly something i can't wrap my mind around
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the truth is... i AM going back to 505 if it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive
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dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism
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the human brain literally needs the color green (grass, leafs) to like self-calibrate and not go insane i sincerely believe this
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my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them
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