21+/He/They/She/Please Hug Me/Gender is a performance and I love improv/Bi AF/Minors DNI / You’re gonna see a lot of memes and hornyposting ❤️
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[incredulously] “can i borrow that cute top you have?” what kinda question is that?? you wanna BORROW her like shes an object? you listen here, friend, I’M the object in this relatio- oh. you meant my shirt.
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005
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can I live my life or do I have to go away forever
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I should bloody well HOPE I'm going to hell. I would take it as a personal insult if I found out that there is a god and he approves of all my actions. Fuck you. I didn't faggot this hard to go to heaven
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noticing a lot of non black people might have black OCS that are always tough or have more masc energy or are promiscuous and I'm just wondering (not even trying to be antagonistic) that this happens due to the lack of proper representation black people have outside of stereotypes or subversions that becomes stereotypes.
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THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001, dir. Garry Marshall
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we staged a revolution and locked the princess in the dungeon but every time someone goes to check on her she's just like "this is great fun but i imagine it would be someone else's turn by now" and can't seem to understand she's not princess anymore. worst part is that more than once we've caught her on a stroll through the halls and learned she convinced the poor guard who brought her dinner that it was time to trade out, and when we imprison her again she just giggles and says "you truly prefer how your dear princess plays this game above the commoners? well then so it must be" and goes without a fuss only for it to happen again within the week. we can't even have her executed because she had all the guillotines dismantled to build her a special fort
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What's your favorite version(s) of hell? In various categories if you're feeling like seperating them into categories of combat, aesthetics, and comfort, etc.
I'm an atheist so I don't believe in heaven or hell. I find the idea that our entire lifetime is just a trial period for our eventual judgement to be inherently offensive to my sensibilities and worldview. The only concepts comparable to hell that I find tolerable are when fantasy worlds have a "demon realm" which is just like a country where demons hang out.
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Absolutely insane lines to just drop in the middle of an academic text btw. Feeling so normal about this.
[ A Critical History of English Literature, Vol. 1, Prof. David Daiches, first published in 1960 ]
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when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.
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I would like to remind everyone that they are using the Roblox situation to push the Kosa act

This is a terrible thing cause they will use this horrible thing as a Trojan horse for KOSA and the SCREEN act.
This will be just like the uk online safety act (and you seen how good that is (massive sarcasm) )
Go here and call your representatives about the Kosa act, call them everyday and send them letters (please do call, it does so much for us in this fight!)
Do the same for the screen act, both sides can not be allowed to even have a chance to exist!
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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
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