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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say

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This Too Shall Pass

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In the 1950s, the US National Park Service acquired M27 recoilless rifles from the military.

Their stated use was to trigger controlled avalanches, but a recent analysis of ammunition purchases shows they used many times more rounds than necessary.

The NPS was hunting something.

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"Give me your Batman brain."

Bruce, who has been tracking criminals at the batcomputer for hours, stares at Dick. "What?"

Dick, only about twelve years old, is looking up at Bruce with ominous sincerity. He makes grabby hands. "Give me. Your Batman brain. Give it."

Bruce raises a brow, but figures this must be a strange thing children do. Perhaps Dick has brain damage from training, who knows. He hesitantly mimes grabbing his brain from the top of his head and putting it in Dick's hand. Dick sets the pretend-brain off to the side, placing a pretend-glass case over it for later.

Dick seems satisfied. "Okay. I threw a block of legos at my classmate Tarence. He was giving our teacher a panic attack and had to be dealt with."

Bruce raises a brow and opens his mouth to speak, but Dick cuts him off. "Wait wait wait, your Batman brain is over there. Now you only have Dad brain. Gimme Dad."

Bruce, unfortunately, cannot argue with that logic, so he pats Dick's head and asks for a step-by-step reenactment of the event so he knows how to best defend his son at the meeting with the principal.

As with many things Dick randomly invented as a child, the metaphorical exchange of brains stays in the family forever. Bruce will often catch Damian being grumpy and go, "Hey, give me your Robin brain. You've been using it for too long, it's getting overcooked." And Damian, relunctantly, will suction cup his head with his fingers and deposit his Robin brain in Bruce's hands, who will hold it very carefully while Damian, using only his 10-year-old Damian brain, grabs his largest stuffed-animal and squeezes it to self-soothe.

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My single page illustration for @dungeonzine. Leftover sales are open until August 30th here, so grab them while you can: https://dungeonzine.carrd.co/

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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yall ever read a fic so bad you block the author

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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

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More BTS sketches for the familartales zine!! This was when I thought I was doing 2 pages but had to condense it down to one. I really dig the last two, would love to turn them into actual drawings cause I love the shape language.

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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline

this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to

childline has also been restricted

if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so

even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!

this isn't safety, it's censorship

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😱WOAH HEY

Partially inspired by Satanized but I have a better idea for that

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my daily affirmations etc etc etc

I am GOING to get my Mom's headstone paid off and I'm not going to panic about how it's been almost 3 months since I've been able to make a payment 😩😩😩 I'm TRYING but money is so hard and now I have a CAR PAYMENT. My sister isn't able to help, my brother won't help. My aunt will only help it hell freezes over so I'm Alone in paying this off.

And I'm already behind on credit card payments 🙃 like 😩😩😩😩😩

when will I catch a break hahahaha

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well this fucking sucks

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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.