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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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They know each other for approx. 48 hour and Will already has a crush on Hanni :D

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Will: You remind me of the ocean.

Hannibal: Because I am deep and mysterious?

Will: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

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Love it was. Unspoken, delirious , deranged.. but always love. 

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Will. There you are. And Dr. Lecter. What a surprise.

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╏ ° ▃ ° ╏(Will catches Ariah)

When Will opened the door to their shared hotel room, he was not expecting to see this. Color rises in his cheeks, but he sits ion the edge of the bed slightly curious. 

“Um, should I leave or....”

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There are 420 days until it is 4/20 for a month

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“best friend’s brother” type starters

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or, “situations where someone suddenly realizes they are attracted to their best friend’s sibling or sibling’s best friend”. As requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

meeting awkwardly

“Uh..nice towel…” / “I’m…wearing this towel on purpose.”

“I didn’t know guys/girls/strangers were allowed at this sleepover.”

“Isn’t it…too cold to be wearing that?”

“If I knew someone besides (sibling/friend) was going to be here, I would not be wearing such embarrassing pajamas.”

“…Come here often?”

“Were you just…singing/dancing/other embarrassing activity?”

meeting without knowing who they are

“Maybe you’d like to take me out sometime?”

“You look kind of familiar…”

“Wait…you’re ___?”

“[stumbling upon ___ who’s immersed in a hobby; drawing, singing, etc.] Wow, you’re really good.”

“Sorry, I have to go. (Friend/Sibling) is waiting for me.”

it’s been a while

“Someone sure grew up over the summer, didn’t they?”

“When did you grow out of those Spiderman jammies/princess dress/etc.?”

“Wow…you look different.”

“You act cool now, but you weren’t so convincing when you always begged to play with us as kids.”

casually hanging out when it hits you

“He/she/they doesn’t/don’t deserve you..”

“Any guy/girl/person would be lucky to have you.”

“I’ve always wanted a romance, like in the movies.”

“So..uh…(sibling/friend) won’t be back for a while..”

“All I know is, you’ve always taken care of me.”

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Send me (ʘᗩʘ’) to catch my muse masturbating!

Alternatively, send ╏ ° ▃ ° ╏for the reverse!

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Like this for a custom starter.

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Top text: “Me: That’s normal I guess ?”

Bottom text: “My doctor: NO IT’S NOT”

I’ve had knee problems for years and it’s recently worsened a LOT, but I waited until the pain kept me up at night to make an appointment.

When my doctor manipulated my knee it made a loud “crack” sound, but I’m used to it because it makes that sound a thousand times a day.

My doctor FREAKED OUT and ordered a bunch of tests, before asking me how I can even walk right now.

So uh this is a reminder to all of us that autistic people often have trouble listening to their bodies’ signals and to please take care of yourselves ! <3

- Sister Cat

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To other autistic people, do you ever have trouble controlling how loud or quiet your voice is?

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Things autistic people are tired of hearing

“You don’t look autistic”

“But you’re so high functioning!”

“You’re still into (special interest)?”

“That’s not autism! Everyone experiences that!”

Feel free to add to the list