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I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

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I’ve been trying to do a lot of things…i haven’t done any of them but I’ve been trying to

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Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

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no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

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*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*

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Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

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No Noise November. everyone shut up

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me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

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teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:

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Who are you voting for?

I’m gonna vote for Regina George ‘cause she got hit by that bus

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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

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me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

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me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

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I love you(r dog)