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"What a nerd..." I say with all the love in the world
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If Bill cheated on her with a man Hillary would've won in 2016
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Every year we're learning more an more about the strong as fuck ice mummy
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Every year we're learning more an more about the strong as fuck ice mummy
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TRONNER IN 2025
brother I have a house and a car to worry about why would they be bringing this up now 😭😭💀
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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga
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Ok whats your guys favorite mountain goats song except you arent allowed to say no children or this year . Mines unicorn tolerance. If you cant think of any other favorites may I recommend listening to goths. That entire album. And also Tallahassee and the sunset tree (the ones no children and this year come from.) This isnt passive aggressive or anything I just really like tmg and if you liked those there are a LOT more like it. Please. Take my hand
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wish I was a little bunny eating a dandelion in a field right now
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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