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[August 17, 2025]

Next part of my Road to Castrum Kremnos (El Dorado) AU! Revealing... CIPHER as Chel. The personalities match so well that choosing her for the role was simply natural

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vivi - rota fortunae

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Diluc: *closes the tavern*

Dahlia: NO STOP WAIT

Diluc: Working hours are over, come earlier another time.

Dahlia: It's not my fault! It's just that one knight arranged a twelve-hour prayer to Barbatos, I had to wait for him!

Diluc: Hm. Who was praying so desperately?

Dahlia: Sir Kaeya.

Diluc:

Diluc: He again prayed for the health of the horses that Varka took away?

Dahlia: ...Yes.

Dahlia: I'm raising money to buy horses for Kaeya. The church is tired of hearing him pray for the cavalry to return.

Diluc: I'm investing in this

Dahlia: And a bottle of wine please.

Diluc: Damn Barbatos and his believers...

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About 1 out of 5 Parental!RoyEd fics: “When his youngest subordinate goes missing, the Flame Alchemist will stop at nothing to bring Ed safely home.”

Meanwhile, Roy in Brotherhood: “Fullmetal’s gone missing up North? Hmm, sounds like a personal problem to me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a coup to plan.”

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Ling: You came up to my desk and said, ‘This may sound weird, and there’s no way for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.’ Edward: That was the moment you knew you liked me? Ling: Yup. Edward: Can we make it a different moment? Ling: Nope.

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Kaeya: Father!

Kaeya's biological father: *leaves, abandoning his son*

Kaeya: Father?

Crepus: *dies*

Kaeya:

Varka: Come on, son, admit it~

Kaeya:

Varka: Go ahead, call me an important parental figure in your life~

Kaeya: Then you'll leave too.

Varka: No way. I won't leave you, son. We'll be fine.

Kaeya:

Kaeya: Father.

Varka: *goes on an expedition around the world for many years*

Kaeya: BITCH

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Kaeya: So, to put it briefly: I lost my father for the second time, got into a fight with my brother, and was kicked out of my home. I received the sign of recognition from the Archon of the country I was supposed to betray, and I have no idea how I'm supposed to face life anymore.

Kaeya: What do I do now? Die? Leave the city? Surrender and succumb to the curse of my people?

Varka: Hmm...

Varka: You need to change your style, son.

Kaeya: Wha-

Varka: Dressing like a game character will give you confidence and strength to continue living!

Kaeya: N-no, stop-

Varka: How about mine style?

Kaeya: ....

Kaeya: ...I'm not the main character, sir. I'm sorry.

Varka: That's right. You're better, Kaeya.

Kaeya, sobbing: Fuck it, let's go, sir

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Albedo: I created man and lost nothing for it.

Alphonse Elric: Wow.

Edward Elric: What a fucking great guy you are, fucking fantasy worlds, fucking Truth, fucking everything-

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Nobody:

Kaeya, when Diluc just exists: 😲🥺😮‍💨 (😏)

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Did I like it? I LOVED IT CRAZY

True, there was not enough afterword with the characters who were also there - Fischl, Mika, Diluc and Kaeya, many others... I would have gladly sat with them in the tavern, really

D/N/A just because that's the mood after the quest, I'M REALLY WAITING FOR THE LITTLE DRAGON

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WANNA GET READY FOR "THE MIKU MOVIE"? Here is a basic guide to the main cast that isn't Vocaloid:

(haven't seen the movie yet but this should be helpful)

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Headcanon, since Kaeya is a child of Khaenri'ah and an atheist, he constantly teases Dahlia as "kitten" (because Kaeya knows that Barbatos won't punish him and will drink dandelion wine with him in the evening)

And the fact that Venti is allergic to cats and his drinking buddy calls the church's deacon Barbatos "kitten" makes the bard rub his nose and try to sneeze.

Diluc does a facepalm every time

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Kaeya: It could have been us, but you would have killed me right after I betrayed Mondstadt.

Diluc: PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH I KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED BUT PLEASE STOP OTHERWISE I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR AT LEAST A MONTH AND WILL BE PROTECTING YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AGAIN

Kaeya: Sorry.

Diluc: Okay, just don't say that again.

Kaeya: Okay. It's just that I'm a spy, and the risk of me being judged too-

Diluc: YOU'RE NOW ON THE TAVERN'S BLACKLIST, KAEYA

Kaeya: *sad fuck*

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Kaeya: It could have been us, but I would have killed myself before the trial.

Diluc, who introduced this: Kaeya, SHUT UP

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Kaeya: It could have been us, but you didn't reveal my secret to the knights.

Diluc: I would sue myself. I wouldn't be able to sleep, eat or live if my brother was sued because of me.

Kaeya: Oh, that's sweet. Maybe I should say "thank you" and agree to come over for family dinner?

Diluc: Yes, you can. I'll wait for you.

Jean: WHY IS IT ONLY WHEN MONDSTADT IS IN TROUBLE THAT YOU ACT LIKE NORMAL BROTHERS

Kaeya: Fear of the death of a loved one, perhaps?

Diluc: We can attribute sincerity to stress and fatigue, maybe?

Jean: When all this is over, I will send you to a psychologist. Forever.

Diluc & Kaeya: Fuck

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Fanfiction writers, ragbro fans, are you alive?

I, frankly, not so much. How much I'm waiting for the update to go through Paralogism: Investigation, Albedo's lore, Varka's voice, Kaeya helping us, defending Albedo in court, but in the art standing with his back to us and at a distance...

I don't even know if I should talk about my assumptions because I'm too shocked and intrigued.

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HELP, KAEYA IS SO SERIOUS AND GRIM IN THIS POSTER, I WANT TO SEE THE NEW STORY SO MUCH 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💜💜💜💜💜