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night shift

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Coming to you live from oceanography- professor uses forms of Shadow the Hedgehog to describe carbon dioxide

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if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

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jessy we have to fucking!!!!!!

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank you @claypigeonpottery everything arrived safely and it’s beautiful.

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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i love you front facing coelacanth :]

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brought some fruit for the potluck

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do you have a favorite obsolete unit of measurement?

gotta be the lachter

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how have I never seen this one before??

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realising that if will graham was on grindr and had one of those stereotypical man photos of him holding a fish he caught then it would probably work on hannibal whose opening line would be something like 'to wait patiently to strike is the same to stalk with eagerly abated breath. we are all in some way drawn to our base instincts, fisherman and hunter alike. tell me will, would you go on a date with me?' and it would be the weirdest message will got on the app and he would say yes and everything would inevitably end in sex and murder

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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