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Call me Clark Kent the way my hair wont fucking behave

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au where clark's identity is found out because of his interactions with the animals he saves (does anyone have any name suggestions😭)

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Time travel shenanigans where Bruce gets sent back in time to when he was a teen but he keeps all his memories. Somehow he finds himself in Smallville, Kansas and decides to ask for help of the sweetest people he has ever met—the Kents.

Clark is not home when he approaches his parents. Their son is an alien, and Clark has told him all about the weird things that went on in Smallville during his teen years, surely they’ll believe he’s from the future and a close colleague of their son if he can prove it.

To his relief they do believe him. After Martha basically force fed him peach pie and Jonathan was one moment away from dragging him to barn once he mentioned that, in the future, he’s a frequent visitor and knows the secret to fix the tractor when it’s acting up, the door finally opened and the most gorgeous Adonis of a boy Bruce had ever seen comes through the front door.

“Hey ma, hey pa!” Clark greeted with the most devastating smile.

And Bruce is speechless because he had always found Clark gorgeous, obviously—the ring on his future self’s finger proved it—but his hormonal teenage self wasn’t handling it very well.

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freak4freak 💕

Bonus under the cut

and a closeup of my favorite face

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David Corenswet, Rachel Brosnahan and Nicholas Hoult at the Superman premiere in Los Angeles

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Superman & Lois by Rod Allen. (For CBR's Line It Is Drawn)

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Got bored and played Flame + Percentages with Bruce and Clark

Bruce + Clark got a 64% and Friends

Bruce Wayne + Clark Kent got a 94% and Enemies

Superman and Batman got a 95% and Enemies

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Im headcanon that talking shit or hating on Superman in the DC verse is like hating or shit talking on Keanu Reeves or Dolly Parton

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Dont know if this actually works still, haven’t tried it but ya know…if it does then you're welcome 😂

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I feel like superbat fics dont let Clark gatekeep, girlboss, and gaslight nearly as much as he deserves 😔

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Okay but like imagine Clark gets sick but like since he is Kryptonian, I bet smth that could get him sick could like wipe a human out. Like im talking Plague 2.0 stuff. So whenever he is sick he has to go into like chamber in watchtower and in the Batcave and Bruce has to give him his soup with a Hazmat suit on with those long sticks on then run the bowl through so many decontamination protocols that bowl isnt even any good anymore

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Summary: Daisuke’s Final Thoughts/Moments in Mouthwashing.

MOUTHWASHING FIC DROPPED!! FINALLY OUT OF WRITING BLOCK!!

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My brain physically refuses to connect Robert Pattison Batman and Robert Pattison Edward they aren’t the same actor nuh uh

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i NEED a fic of this

"Brucie Wayne" this "Brucie Wayne" that HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED DUMB AS ROCKS SUPERMAN PERSONA???

Clark realizes that no one on earth knows Superman is from earth, therefore he wouldn't know anything abt earth culture (Lois might have pointed it out to him sh)

So Clark just leans sooo hard into it acting like a full on himbo jock that everyone thinks he is

Reporter: Superman! What do you think Lex Luther's attempts as bribing Supreme Court judges and the allegations of corruption?

Clark about to lose his mind and go on an extremely long political rant: play dumb!

Superman: what's a judge?

Clark: Not that dumb!

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I keep on reading Nightwing’s escrima sticks as eczema sticks for some reason so whenever someone mentions them im just thinking BOW! INFLAMMATION! BOW! DRY SKIN! BOW! RASHES! whenever someone gets hit by him