so I decided to put my self ship stuff here I also sprinkled in some original art by me main blog is art-by-ani I follow from there
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selfshippers when they learn their F/O's canon height:
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“In my friend, I find a second self.”
c.s. lewis / my best friend by the coral / @slugspoon (alivia horsley) / @billypotts / hanya yanagihara / ‘after party ll’ salman toor / the kids aren’t alright by fall out boy / a summer’s tale / lorde / hanya yanagihara / abed and troy (community) with a winnie the pooh quote @weelezzer / isabel norton
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I have a new self insert and f/o to no one’s surprise
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I just wanted you to know
That baby you’re the best
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Watching Bob’s Burgers influences people. So much so that I had to draw. I noticed that Calvin Fischoeder is insanely popular, and I feel like I needed to add to my old man fetish collection.
Please to enjoy. 😃
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self shipping bitches be like “yeah this character is alright” then it cuts to them making out with the character
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@eriditiddies did it…. She found the Best Image.
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Imagine your f/o guiding you to sleep on nights where your mind works overtime. Imagine them holding you, whispering that you are safe for tonight. They say it mostly to comfort you, but also partially out of a selfish need to reassure themself that the one they love is alright. Imagine them putting on something to watch. Something sweet and light. Or imagine them pulling you into their arms and humming something soft and melodic so that you can hear their voice reverberating in their chest. Every beat of their heart brings you a heavier calm. You find rest in each other.
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Who wants to hear some of my Calvin headcanons 🥺👉👈
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Who wants to hear some of my Calvin headcanons 🥺👉👈
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gilf thirst post with side of headcanon
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yall ever see a fictional character n be like "this is my rotten little man and i encourage his rotten little shenanigans"
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Who wants to hear some of my Calvin headcanons 🥺👉👈
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My scrunkles💙💙
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Just finished watching the Bob's Burgers movie and im back on my bullshit
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Merc with S/O who has amazing singing!!
prompt: merc walks into s/o's room while they are doing chores to talk to them, but they instead finding s/o singing and they find out you can sing!!!
characters: all mercs :)
warnings: none!!! pure fluff hehe
note: S/O is a bit shy with their singing hehe. This is really long, some are longer than others, and I am very sorry if there are any mistakes!!
♡Scout♡
• he is absolutely fuckin LOVESTRUCK.
• man's is literally in awe. he was just gonna talk to you and stuff but now all he wants to do is listen to you sing all day every day.
• "WOW. YOUR CUTE AND YOU SING? Think I hit the jackpot here, haha!"
• honestly he's super duper happy but also really nervous because oh my god, your voice is like a bullet through his heart. It's so adorable but MAN he cannot handle how cute it is.
• he asks why you didn't tell him you could sing like that. "Toots, whydya never tell me you could sing?! OH OH! EVERYONE IN THE TEAM IS GONNA BE SO SURPRISED TO FIND OUT WE GOTS A FUCKIN' SUPERSTAR IN HERE! My god. I can't believe I'm dating an adorable person with a beautiful voice, you stole ma heart babes. You are so fuckin perfect." Man's will literally kiss you on the spot no joke.
• INSISTS he tells everyone else. though if your shy, he's of course fine with that. But he's so so encouraging. He brags, but only sometimes when your not around. He tells to the people he brags to "Hey, don't tell em I told ya this. They'd KILL my ass." He knows your shy, but he still really wants people to know how talented you are.
• be sure to expect him asking you to sing for him. he will sit all giddy just to wait for you to finish your work and sing to him.
♡Soldier♡
• his jaw is on the floor
• "S/O! YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL!"
• he shouted that louder than usual, the happiness so obvious in his stupid voice
• he finds your voice so cute!!! he apologises for interrupting your singing session, completely forgets what he was gonna talk to you about and just like Scout, it's a NEED that everyone at the base knows his cupcake can sing.
• if your nervous, he will probably be really confused. Like "HOW CAN YOU BE NERVOUS WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS OF?! YOUR AMAZING CADET!" But once you explain he'll start to get it :)
• now it is mandatory for you to sing to him atleast every week. he just wants to listen to your singing. your voice was already cute, and the fact that you can sing? it makes him really happy.
• brags. all the damn time. "MY CUPCAKE CAN SING LIKE AN ANGEL! YOU HAVENT HEARD THEIR SINGING? WHAT?! THATS TERRIBLE. COME WITH ME!" drags said person along to your room just so they can hear you sing.
• somebody doesn't like your singing? Either beats them the fuck up or if he's feeling nice, "DROP AND GIVE ME 500 PUSHUPS, RIGHT NOW SOLDIER! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT SPEAKING LIKE THAT TO MY CUPCAKE." You find it a bit embarrassing but, he means well. He's just so proud of you!!
♡Pyro♡
• GOES DEAD SILENT.
• LITERALLY JUST NO SOUNDS UNTIL YOU STOP SINGING.
• when you stop singing, HE SQUEALS LIKE A FANGIRL.
• "Mmmhf!!! Mffh mffhhhhf mffhh mffh mfffh!!!" (S/O!! YOUR SINGING IS SO GOOD!!!)
• you get jumpscared but he's so optimistic!! He's incredibly giddy, holding your hands and swaying you around while he jumps. He's just absolutely in love!!
• you tell him to calm down and since you can't understand him well through his mask, he writes down just a bunch of compliments. It's honestly adorable. He's just hurriedly writing and drawing cute doodles of you with love hearts over em.
• like soldier, wants everyone to be aware of your voice. even if they don't get along with pyro, they find it quite nice that a ruthless arsonist goes extra soft on some random unit. you two are totally adorable. A weird power couple definitely, but adorable.
• sleeps to your voice. he falls asleep pretty easily since he mostly is in his own dream land, but stays awake just to listen to you sing to him. Loves your voice so much.
♡Demoman♡
• wait a damn minute
• man's pauses dead in his tracks, listens for a bit and leans on the table but he accidentally makes it creak, making you stop. He instantly panics, "NOOOO DONT STOP. Go on, mo ghràdh." You get embarrassed and he feels bad for making you stop. So so bad.
• "I didn't know ya could sing love, that's bloody amazing! could ya sing for me?"
• he just begs you to continue singing, "please love, lemme listen to that gorgeous voice again?" He is genuinely so upset that he interrupted your singing that you kinda feel bad for him 😭
• please sing to him. please. he absolutely loves it please.
• it's honestly charming how much he wants you to sing.
• doesn't brag as much as the others but when he does he will go all out. not shutting the fuck up.
• if your shy about your singing, he will literally go insane like "mo chridhe I will kill anybody who ever has the pure audacity to make you shy with yer singin. Yer perfect! Nothing to be shy about. Ya hear?" he's so in love with your voice that he can ramble about it all day to you.
• this man has a piano, you have a good voice, you see where I'm goin with this?
♡Heavy♡
• BOZHE MOI 😯
• his big Teddy bear heart melts into a puddle. Like Pyro, he waits for you to finish and he's just quiet the entire time. Eyes just full of endearment.
• when your done, he claps his hands making you flinch. "That was amazing, moya lyubov. Why have you not told me you could sing? You have voice of angels."
• he's so in awe man. he sits down on your bed and just watches you get all shy, as you explain that you can sing but never really thought it was special and how your a bit shy with your singing.
• "you have great talent S/O. Your singing is wonderful, no need to be shy. It is a great gift everybody should hear." He's understanding of your shyness, and tries his best to encourage you :)
• surprisingly, he brags quite a bit about this. About, "did you know, S/O can sing? I know! It is amazing. They have great voice." And "My S/O is great at singing, have you heard? They are very good." It's more like showing you off in the most endearing way possible other than bragging loudly like the others tbh.
• he doesn't want to force you, but he would LOVE if you sang for him. He doesn't ask, but you soon notice that he's eager to. He gets very happy when you get the hint and do sing for him, he will physically be there and mentally he will think of pulling you into a big kiss.
♡Engineer♡
• great job S/O. You killed him. You fucking killed him. You murderer.
• he felt like collapsing. Literally his heart rate is not normal-MEEEEDDICC!
• in all seriousness, he's in awe. Even after you finish singing he's just staring at you, nd you notice him after you finish folding your laundry.
• you get shy and you notice he's just staring. "OH...'m sorry sunshine...but I had no idea you could sing like that! That was beautiful." He's just...in a loss for words.
• he compliments you non stop. just, so sweet honestly.
• "And here I thought I could never love you more than I already do, your messin' with my heart sugar! How could do make me feel like this? You rascal." Holds you and kisses you man. He cannot handle how cute you are. And you can't handle how cute he is.
• he doesn't brag, because he knows your a bit shy. but just like Scout, secretly tells the others at the base about it, but makes them promise that they'll never tell.
• honestly just such a sweetheart.
• please ask to sing for him. he has his guitar ready please.
♡Medic♡
• OH MEIN GOTT
• LITERALLY JAW ON THE FLOOR. EYES WIDE. MANS IS SO SHOCKED.
• congratulations S/O for the first time you caught him off guard!
• waits dead silent just like Pyro. He loves your voice. Archimedes will quietly fly over to him and sit on his shoulder, listening to you too.
• when your done, he also claps like Heavy. He's just so???
• "meine liebe, das war total schön." literally just compliments.
• "I had no idea you could sing mein schatz! Oh, your voice is absolutely divine!"
• he's so so sooooo giddy. just will not shut up about how good you sound.
• "Why do you work here? Your voice is fit for an opera! If you were a singer, I'd come to every single one of your shows my dear!"
• is so excited. archimedes is happy too.
• wants you to sing for him daily now. doesn't brag about it to others at all, he "wants to keep you to himself"
• definitely just makes you flustered a lot. Man's is killing you with all the love.
♡Sniper♡
• he's already pretty quiet, and he just sorta stands stiff as a board. mostly due to shock.
• he gets? so calm?? like his usual tense self goes away and just calms down.
• he also stays quiet, expect him to stare just as hard if not even harder than engie.
• "WOW. Just wow."
• you have successfully made him smile without even trying. That man has a huge grin all over his face.
• he just sits on your bed like Heavy, but instead just asks very plainly. "Sorry for interruptin' yer cleanin' love. but could ya sing for me? Ya have a bloody nice voice."
• for once, he's not so shy around you. And that alone convinced you.
• your voice is now like oxygen to him, he needs to hear you sing.
• he's a saxophone player right? imagine, careless whisper featuring S/O and Mundy.
• does not brag to anybody. not at all.
• he wants nobody else to hear your voice, he knows your shy.
• unless your okay with it, maybe he'll mention to a couple people. but if he sees anybody saying the slightest negative notion of your voice? shot in the head. bye bye.
♡Spy♡
• he just smiles.
• he walks in invisible, leans on the wall next to you so he can surprise you, and when he reveals himself as your singing you flinch and scream a bit.
• he laughs it off, but he's just smiling.
• you ask him what he wanted and he simply replied, "Oh, nothing really mon amour. Though, I'd like to know why you never told me about your beautiful singing."
• he's a tease for the first part but truly, it's not long till the compliments seep in. He's just so soft with you when you make him so warm like this.
• "ta voix est comme les anges d'en haut, si je pouvais, je t'écouterais toute la journée." Translate that shit. He would deadass say that. You know he would.
• he's just, in awe. please sing for him.
• I really don't have much to say other than the fact he just won't shut up about how "Your voice is soft as silk." and how "Your voice makes me feel like I'm in heaven."
• definitely doing this to tease you, but also the fact he genuinely means every single word.
• oh? Trust me this man will not brag. He wants to keep you all to himself.
AAAA this was so fun to write. sorry if its a bit long, I just don't like making short imagines/ prompts hehe. I hope you all enjoyed ♡
extra extra note, I'm only fluent in English and indonesian so I'm very sorry if anything Scottish, Russian, German or French I've said was wrong.
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who will bring joy to The Nowhere King?
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