anonymousleekao3

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY THE WINTER SOLDIER THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER Episode 1 New World Order

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@carpecerevisiam do you still have that gif?

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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While "I have the power" and "I've got the power" sound similar on the outside, they are very different on the inside.

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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your post about the cock sizes of these characters portrays a stunning understanding of their role in the narrative.

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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MCU