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Soonyoung: Alright, so say you and I are married-

Jihoon: We are not married.

Soonyoung: Relax, it's just pretend.

Jihoon: I don't wanna pretend.

Soonyoung: Why, scared you might like it?

Jihoon: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Seungcheol: Must you two always be like this?

Jihoon & Soonyoung: Yes.

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Mingyu: *half asleep* What are you doing?

Jeonghan: ...I'm not doing anything. This is just a dream you're having.

Mingyu: Are you going through my stuff?

Jeonghan: Right, but only in the dream, remember? Dream. You're dreaming.

Mingyu: Why would I dream about you going through my stuff?

Jeonghan: I don't know, okay? It's your dream, take responsibility for it!

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Soonyoung: Since when have drapes been flammable?

Seungcheol: Since always! Drapes have always been flammable!!

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Interviewer: Do you believe that intelligent life exists on other planets?

Jihoon: *looking at the rest of SVT* I'm not even sure there's intelligent life on this planet.

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Junhui: Four word horror story: 'I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered... our bathroom doesn't have a door.'

Mingyu: ...I'm sorry, but the confusion about why your bathroom doesn't have a door outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke

Junhui: Can't afford door. The horror here is the realities of life

Minghao: Then what the fuck was your wife knocking on

Soonyoung: THIS DI-

Wonwoo: It's not even four words.

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Jeonghan: You can tell me all your secrets.

Jeonghan: I mean you absolutely shouldn't. I'll use them against you.

Jeonghan: But technically you can.

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Seungkwan: *injured* Call me an ambulance!

Vernon: Uh, okay.

Vernon:

Vernon: You're an ambulance.

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[GoSe]

Soonyoung: I think Harry Houdini did a stunt like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Wonwoo: *monotone* Well, that's encouraging.

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Jihoon: *face down on the floor* My body is betraying me.

Jeonghan: No, you're exhausted.

Jeonghan: That's what happens to regular people when they keep throwing themselves into work and refusing to sleep.

Jihoon: ...I hate it.

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Manager: Have you not listened to anything I've said?

Soonyoung: I certainly haven't, but I didn't think you'd notice.

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Hi guys~

As you all may have noticed, this blog has definitely not been as active as it usually is - summer was a crazy time for me, and right now I’m studying to take my veterinary boards in November.  As such, things like social media (including tumblr!) have fallen a bit by the wayside. 

But: I do want you guys to know that even if I’m not posting as often (I will try to find and queue some quotes whenever I get a chance!), I am still here and I am still loving SVT just as much as always!  I still see all your likes and reblogs and they still make me smile~

Also I’ll be at the SVT concert in Washington DC in a couple weeks!  If anyone’s there and sees a lil gremlin with Carat-Colored hair who’s probably doing a random dance play, that’ll be me, come say hi!

Love you all <3

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Vernon: *to Seungkwan* You're the kind of person people write songs about.

Seungkwan: Really?

Chan: Yeah, 'Stupid Hoe' by Nicki Minaj.

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Joshua: Seungcheol has a folder on his computer called 'Cool Dad'.

Joshua: It's just pictures of himself.

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Joshua: Everyone has a gay cousin.

Seungkwan: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin.

Joshua:

Seungkwan:

SVT:

Seungkwan: ...oh wait, I'M the gay cousin, oh my god.

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Junhui: You call it 'being really bad at darts', I call it Freestyle Acupuncture.

Seungcheol: Jun they are going to kick us out of this bar-

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Minghao: I can be sensitive.

Seungkwan: *running out of the bathroom in a panic* I just found a gray hair!

Minghao: Congrats, grandma.

Seungkwan:

Minghao:

Mingyu: Uh huh. Way to be sensitive.

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Soonyoung: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good.

Soonyoung: So I simply did myself.