So I reblog far too many things that cross my dash and make me laugh. Other than that I write fanfiction and gibber about various fandoms including Star Wars (mostly involving clones and Jedi), Dragon Age (mostly involving mages and vashoth), Mass Effect (mostly involving krogan and Shepard) and Critical Role (mostly involving EVERYONE) I'm in my 30s, gay, married, depressed and very tired. I will try to do better. Always.
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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I think I just realized that part of my anxiety with being in public is that I feel like I don't have the same right to use public spaces as other people do. Like they're the real People Who Use This Coffee Bar. And when I try to use it as someone who is not Inherently Worthy Of Using The Coffee Bar I'm just getting in their way
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Obi wan: It’s just you and me
Cody: Is that Anakin a few tables over wearing a fake moustache?
Anakin: 𝓓𝓪𝓶𝓷𝓲𝓽
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Boooooo.
Please join me in booing because the Toreador and Lambrosa will be locked behind a paywall for V:tMB2. I am booing.
#on the plus side I've started a morally bankrupt tremere playthrough of the first bloodlines today#and I'm having a great time
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Can we boo for the lack of Malkavians, Gangrel and Nosferatu too?
Please join me in booing because the Toreador and Lambrosa will be locked behind a paywall for V:tMB2. I am booing.
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Another fantasy trope story:
A story where a prominent prophesy very clearly states that this specific important thing Must Be Done by the firstborn of one specific guy. So three young heroes head out to fix this: This Guy's official firstborn heir, his bastard he didn't even know about before getting married, and his unofficially adopted orphan kid who just started living with him at some point, who is the oldest of the three so technically speaking is still the one who was born first. And all three must go because while the meaning of the prophesy itself is very clear, it's an utter mystery to everyone which one of them counts as their father's firstborn.
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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh
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huh. so it turns out ginger can be really really good at treating period pain. like, as effective as ibuprofen/NSAIDs good.
I'm the last person to say "just drink tea about it" but if cramps are kicking your ass and the painkillers need some backup...consider chugging a mug of hot water + ginger powder
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broke: everyone calls Hawke by surname bc the game can't get people to say your custom name
woke: nobody in Kirkwall knows Hawke's first name
(commission info // tip jar!)
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Bless whatever Wookieepedia editor took one look at the Jedi Code article and decided the one thing it needed was throwing more shade at Anakin Skywalker.
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TARKIN SEEING VISIONS OF ALL THE PEOPLE HE MURDERED WITH THE DEATH STAR RIGHT AS HE'S ABOUT TO DIE ON IT INCLUDING THE ROTTING CORPSES OF KRENNIC AND BAIL AND BREHA AND CASSIAN AND JYN AND SAW AND ALL THOSE OTHERS???? OH SHIT THAT'S THE NIGHTMARE FUEL I'M HERE FOR WITH THAT ASSHOLE
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