anoyingwarlock
anoyingwarlock
Welcome to my head, mind the gap
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Barb/Bast |28| NB - any pronouns. Here you'll find anything that I find interesting: from a lot fandom stuff to incredibly nosense and shitpost memes. Sometimes I draw/write (it's not good, you can ignore those).
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anoyingwarlock · 7 days ago
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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability
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anoyingwarlock · 7 days ago
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anoyingwarlock · 7 days ago
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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god
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anoyingwarlock · 14 days ago
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Here's why it's time for you to subscribe to the Legendlark Podcast
Because it's been my favorite ttrpg podcast for like 8 years now
Because their 8-year previous campaign is just wrapping up, so it's the perfect time to jump into their new story
Because then you can enjoy these wonderful people
Because they have that tumblr je ne sais quoi
Because while they started out as an "all woman D&D podcast", over the years, 🏳️‍⚧️
Because they have a great female DM
Because the DM is cruel in the way the best DM's are
Because there are silly voices
Because there are great jokes
Did I mention how tumblr they all are
Because the previous campaign had great world (and god) building, and I'm sure the new campaign will deliver as well
Because some of the players love pathetic little men and I know you love too
Because some of the players love little gremlin chaos boys and I know you do too
Because some of the players love Complicated Women and I know you do too
Because I feel like this podcast keeps getting glossed over in the podcastsphere and I won't stand for it any longer! This sleeper agent is active! Go!
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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I love those videos of couples painting each other and one is like at a child’s level and the other is Rembrandt
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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in the morning, i get on tumblr and reblog beautiful images, but by the evening i devolve into madness
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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mushroom chat just dropped
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
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anoyingwarlock · 6 months ago
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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?
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Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
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anoyingwarlock · 8 months ago
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anoyingwarlock · 8 months ago
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I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Nov 5th is all around us, and so the feeling grows
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