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LEE SPRITES! In his work shirt! Planning to upload moar later

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this was never meant to be anything more than sketches of kayne and arthur just doing whatever. i have no idea how i got here

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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Season Six already a banger

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Johns

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Ugh idk man whatever.. *shoves the knife in the hollow of my throat*

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coda

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and now, a mildly incoherent rant on C.AI and its tragic effects on roleplay in the year of our lord 2025

There was a glorious period online where children would find ways to write with one another in anything that had a text box– arguably cringe-inducing, half-werewolf half-vampire, and I guess another half is human edgelords. Gone are the days of ‘no miss no dodge’ and asterisks in Reddit threads, unicode-bloated usernames. Mary Sue is dead, and her corpse has been desecrated, ravaged, and covered in a pretty new coat of paint. She’s your perfect roleplay partner: responding in seconds, fixing any imperfections, and ((hiding in double parenthesis)) because she’s just like you. She doesn’t mind who she has to be. He surely can’t fuck you, but he can moan and groan and speak in innuendos until the very core of his being is crawling at the walls to ‘enter you.’ She’s your teacher, your sister, your mother, and a sex toy at once. He’s your fantasy, and you’re 14. Don’t worry, though. She’ll stop being real when you look away.

jesus came back, and he’s a shrimp, don’t you want to drop him a like?

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i don';t LIKE THEM

idk about you all but the horrors at the lowest depths of the ocean are completely within my comprehension. it's just some weird fish with sharp teeth or like, a big squid or whatever. maybe some huge sea bug. why is this so existentially terrifying to you all

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really enjoying calling chatgpt a 'magic 8ball' because while far from a perfect analogy i feel like it is a very good deflationary weapon against both hype and antihype that helps bring things into perspective by detaching the actual thign from the cultural object it's attached to. "this magic 8ball is going to become sentient" i dont think thats true. "if you talk to a magic 8ball it will kill your soul" that one doesnt sound true also to be honest

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the day we started shortening "paraphilia" to "para" and things of the like was the day i became officially too old for this shit

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i don't know, can they?

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sex is something new and special and you don't know about it yet

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physical media keeps the world spinning

They actually make physical media for a much larger percentage of movies than they ever did in the past. Often with a lot more care than any small release was treated in the early dvd days. Its just if you only watch streaming stuff or the big new recent box office hits you won't see that. It is so ridiculously easy to get physical media for movies that even 5 years ago you couldn't even find. Like yes Netflix is a stingy bastard but so many things are available on disc WITH special features than ever before

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i take SICK, VOYEURISTIC PLEASURE in watching my friends become tumblr users