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me liking a mutual’s post that directly contradicts an opinion i posted earlier in the day

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Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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This is so real

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I have a special skill where as soon as the thing I’m worrying about gets solved I immediately start worrying about the solution. This allows me to be constantly evaluating all possibilities in a way that is very healthy and productive :)

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“Peeta is so gaslight gatekeep girlboss” WRONG. Katniss is. Katniss didn’t tell us her mother and father’s names! She doesn’t tell us Peeta’s birthday! She says shit like “it could be possible now, couldn’t it” about being pregnant when she’s only said that her and Peeta snuggle. She gaslights herself constantly! She wrote a paragraph about his damn eyelashes and then says “I wish I loved him 😔”

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I think some of you guys are lying about wanting someone to put out a cigarette on you tbh I think some of you would cry

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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just got jumpscared at work today

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enough.

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024 "because it feels relevant in social media today".

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