Ant/30/PNW 🌲/Pan aspec/she or they/♋ I'm Ant. Shitpost monarch and mother hen extraordinaire. Thirty-something desperately looking for a purpose in life. In the meantime, I like to write. Healer/support main in just about everything I play, eternally suffering.Ace/Aro Inclusionist. Terfs go away you aren't welcome.Engaged to drpepper280!
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what’s your birthday pokemon?
take the month and day of your birth and find the corresponding pokemon
mine birthday is september 15 so it would be 0915 which is lechonk (fitting since i was born in the year of the pig)

(people born october 26 and up, just use your half birthday)
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"I can fix her" but it's a lesbian mechanic and a broken robot girl
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did they ever find Snart btw
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they ran out of silksong on steam
#silksong#i don't go here but i am cheering for silksong's success#it's just not my cup of tea bc i'm bad at metroidvanias
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realized i have started texting like mr darcy
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We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"
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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition
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We've had Eldritch Horror Jolene and "The singer is in love with Jolene" but I just saw this youtube comment suggesting Jolene is a personification of death and I'm absolutely floored by it.
Like holy shit. "Flaming locks of auburn hair" just being literally flames, "Emerald eyes" being an unearthly green glow. The "ivory skin" line referring to the paleness of bloodless skin or even bleached bone, and yet Jolene is still spoken of as having haunting, enticing beauty, like a sort of angelic figure. The husband "talking about her in his sleep" meaning he's delirious with fever and keeps talking like he knows he's going to die. Of course the narrator can't compete with, or do anything about, a literal force of nature.
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog
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