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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
IVE WAITED 12 YEARS FOR THIS
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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i saw a real life moss ball in the wild today i was overjoyed it was like meeting a celebrity
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Five Nights At Freddy’s
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RIP Richard Serra. You made so many people so so so mad
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i stole this screenshot from instagram idk why its radioactive but this is what tumblr is like
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My sis used to go by "Minipig" on the internet and eventually changed it to "Megapig" as she got older, then my mother said "if you're Megapig, I should be Gigapig", then they nicknamed me "Micropig" for being the shortest, then dad joined the group chat "Pig Family" as "Papapig" and we made a channel for posting photos of the family dog titled "pictures of Little Oink"
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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga
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im sobbing over the beautiful the hgss location pixel art again.
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HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ! HE MADE ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE FOOD IN THE WORLD INTO CHOCOLATE !!!
#as soon as it clicked he was building a tin i said 'caviar'#but then i doubted myself w the cake part until he made the little 'roes' and i have never felt more powerful in my guessing game life#also those lil fuck ass pancake crackers#OKAY#go the extra extra mile ig
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