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*puts ur turtle in the proper environment*

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One time I was walking my dog at my block, when my neighbord asked "Have you seen bucky?" And I answered "Who the hell is Bucky?"

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U miss Star vs The Forces of Evil

Like or Reblog if you like any of the following…

Voltron

Gravity Falls

Yuri on Ice

Eddsworld

Rick and Morty

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Carry On

Hamilton

Heathers

Dear Evan Hansen

Be More Chill

Fairytale

Attack on Titan

Sherlock

Doctor Who

Camp Camp

Détective Conan

Overwatch

Steven Universe

DC Universe

Marvel

Anything generally gay

(Add suggestions in the comments,,, i forgot half the fandoms I’m in)

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OMGs u r adorable

You have been visited by the smol witch demon who shall give you lots of love! Reblog if ya like

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*gasp* right.......in........the........FeElS

player 2 has left the game

so here’s the angst i had promised my good pal @ttoba/ @pomapom drew the first image and i had to continue it through a comic because i like putting myself and others through emotional pain

The first drawing can be found here

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Zarya:Sombra stop hacking Mother Russia!!

Sombra:You can't tell me what to do!

Zarya:Oh I wouldn't be so sure Olivia.

Sombra:

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Wow it was really long but worth it!

A Guide to Making Up Diseases (as Explained by a Biologist)

So listen up y’all, nothing drives me crazier as both a writer and a scientist than seeing alien diseases that make no fuckin’ sense in a human body. 

If you’re talking about alien diseases in a non-human character, you can ignore all this.

But as far as alien diseases in humans go, please remember:

DISEASE SYMPTOMS ARE AN IMMUNE RESPONSE.

Fever? A response to help your immune cells function faster and more efficiently to destroy invaders.

Sore/scratchy throat? An immune response. Diseases that latch onto the epithelium of the throat (the common cold, the flu) replicate there, and your body is like “uh no fuckin’ thanks” and starts to slough off those cells in order to stop the replication of new virus in its tracks. So when it feels like your throat is dying? guess what it literally is. And the white spots you see with more severe bacterial infections are pus accumulation, which is basically dead white blood cells, and the pus is a nice and disgusting way of getting that shit outta here.

(No one really knows why soreness and malaise happens, but some scientists guess that it’s a byproduct of immune response, and others suspect that it’s your body’s way of telling you to take it easy)

headache? usually sinus pressure (or dehydration, which isn’t an immune response but causes headaches by reducing blood volume and causing a general ruckus in your body, can be an unfortunate side effect of a fever) caused by mucous which is an immune response to flush that nasty viral shit outta your face.

Rashes? an inflammatory response. Your lymphocytes see a thing they don’t like and they’re like “hEY NOW” and release a bunch of chemicals that tell the cells that are supposed to kill it to come do that. Those chemicals cause inflammation, which causes redness, heat, and swelling. They itch because histamine is a bitch.

fatigue? your body is doing a lot–give it a break!

here is a fact:

during the Spanish 1918 Plague, a very strange age group succumbed to the illness. The very young and very old were fine, but people who were seemingly healthy and in the prime of life (young adults) did not survive. This is because that virus triggered an immune response called a cytokine storm, which basically killed everything in sight and caused horrific symptoms like tissue death, vasodilation and bleeding–basically a MASSIVE inflammatory response that lead to organ damage and death. Those with the strongest immune systems took the worst beating by their own immune responses, while those with weaker immune systems were fine.

So when you’re thinking of an alien disease, think through the immune response.

Where does this virus attack? Look up viruses that also attack there and understand what the immune system would do about it. 

Understand symptoms that usually travel together–joint pain and fever, for example.

So please, please: no purple and green spotted diseases. No diseases that cause glamorous fainting spells and nothing else. No mystical eye-color/hair-color changing diseases. If you want these things to happen, use magic or some shit or alien physiology, but when it’s humans, it doesn’t make any fuckin’ sense. 

This has been a rant and I apologize for that. 

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Sometimes I believe humans are the smartest race in all the world for creating amazing things, just like me....... but then I remember Bendy's existence.

Alice

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Random Batim Headcanons:

Sammy:Fuck.

Henry:GAAAASP >:O *takes Bendy & Boris*

*Later*

Boris:Fuck.

Henry:GAAASPPP GASPPPPPPP *Goes to kill Sammy

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I'm surrounded by idiots.

Alice at some point of her job.

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I just notice....

Alice: a black dress with a white bow & high heels.

Boris: Overalls, gloves & shoes????

Bendy: A bow & gloves.

Meaning.......

BENDY IS WALKING NAKED OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Random Batim Headcanons:

What I expected:3 good friends fighting against a crazy cartoon producer in ruined studio.

What we got: A schizophrenic bitch, a cinnamon roll & a inky smiling post.

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Random Batim Headcanons:

Bendy:I cook you bacon soup!

Boris:But its cold.

Bendy:I brought you bacon soup....

Boris:But is ink with screws.

Bendy:I brought you a Goddamm plate.

Boris:....thank you!

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Random Batim Headcanons:

Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you:

Alice Angel.

Looks like he could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll:

Henry.

Looks like a cinnamon roll, and is actually a cinnamon roll:

Boris.

Looks like he could kill you, and could actually kill you:

Bendy.

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Random Cuphead Headcanons

Cuphead:Finally my video-game is out!

Mugmam:What about me?

Cuphead:....

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Random Voltron Headcanons:

Shiro:You look happy.Did something good happen?

Keith:Can't I just smile for no reason?

Pidge:Lance tripped and fell on the Red Lion.

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Random Voltron Headcanons:

Keith:ya'll d've

Lance crying: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!!

Pidge: let me translade *clears throat* you all would have....