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This is just awful

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one of my favorite things in the world is when i am excercising Extreme Self Restraint about something, and i want to give in and just do it but i can't, and then my wife just waltzes in and doesn't even pretend that she's gonna resist, she just Does The Thing immediately and i get to be like. ah. as eve, so adam.

two apples please.

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“I don’t take the bus because children annoy me” is the most “I’ve never ridden the bus before” take. it’s almost never kids “causing issues” on the public bus. it’s almost always a 60 year old white person who is inexplicably enraged at everyone around them and also hopelessly lost

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they dont tell you this but youre allowed to buy a big bag of candy and eat it all by yourself

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They’re putting Pjackk in Philly

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no i dont want anythign i just wanna be on this shitty dashboard with you

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this ghost Can Dance

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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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cat can:

snuggle

biting you

eat food AND plastic

so scared of car sounds

locate Bug

Make sounds

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cant get enough of hat

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I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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i am once again making king ohger memes

(insp)

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If the new Rider show is indeed being written by Yuya Takahashi, I will be unfortunately seated and prepared to be a critic and defender in the next calendar year