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by rhallo100
Modern AU BHM Geralt rescues Jaskier from a flat tire and diner hijinks ensue.
Words: 3375, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of F4T M4N: Geralt + Jaskier
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Chubby Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, fat!geralt, modernau, bhm, Belly Kink, Weight Gain, Weight Issues
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by rhallo100
Modern AU BHM Geralt attends rockerboy Jaskier's gig, gets the VIP treatment.
Words: 2853, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of F4T M4N: Geralt + Jaskier
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Chubby Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, fat!geralt, Weight Gain, Weight Issues, Belly Kink, bhm
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by rhallo100
Modern AU BHM Geralt eats himself supersized at home alone. How big'll he be by the time Jaskier finally gets back from tour?
Words: 4491, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of F4T M4N: Geralt + Jaskier
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Chubby Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, fat!geralt, modernau, Weight Gain, Weight Issues, Belly Kink, Fat Shaming
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by rhallo100
Jaskier insults the wrong person and weighty problems ensue, much to Geralt's delight.
Words: 2567, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Chubby Jaskier | Dandelion, fat!Jaskier, Weight Gain, Belly Kink, ssbhm
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by asleepyboy
Jaskier had accepted enough defeats in the past 48 hours, he did not need to add a bitter admission of jealousy to the list.
Yennefer sat wreathed in the broken stones of her house, and found that what she felt was alone.
Geralt hadn't spoken since he and Roach walked out of Rinde a week ago. Today, he still had no desire to change that.
Spun unhappily out of the djinn's wake, Geralt, Yennefer and Jaskier find themselves alone.
Words: 2034, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 12 of Black Irises
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Additional Tags: Emotionally Constipated Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Being an Idiot, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Being an Asshole, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Whump, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Hurt Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion Whump, POV Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Whump
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by kingBlues
Geralt can honestly say that he is happy with his life. He hasn't had the best childhood and neither did his time in the military do him any good. There was that hot but also horrible relationship with Yennefer. But now, he is happy. He loves his job at the hospital, he loves his adoptive daughter, he loves his brothers who live in the same city.
Which is why he doesn't need anything to change. He's not looking for a relationship, there has been enough heartbreak in the past, thank you very much.
If only it weren't for the new doctor with his crazy blue eyes and his flirty smiles who keeps making him want things he hasn't wanted in years. Or maybe he has been wanting them all the time, actually. But this new guy has a reputation. And as established, Geralt isn't interested in letting himself be hurt again.
Words: 3173, Chapters: 1/16, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher), Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Triss Merigold, Valdo Marx, Essi Daven, Priscilla (The Witcher)
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hospital, Nurse Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Doctor Jaskier | Dandelion, post therapy Geralt sorry I want him to talk, Slow Burn, Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Past Rape/Non-con, just mentioned though like very off screen, Healthy Relationships, now the sex acts so you know what you get yourself into:, BDSM, Soft though, Safe Sane and Consensual, Dom Jaskier | Dandelion, Sub Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, mostly - Freeform, But also, Versatile/Switch, Pet Names, Kneeling, Facials, Bathing/Washing, Spanking, Degradation Kink, a little bit, Bondage, Sex Toys, Crying During Sex, Anal Sex, good communication I cannot stress this enough, no beta we die
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by LoserCatWritesFics
A well-meaning comment leaves Thorne running out of the keep with Aiden hot on his trail. Lambert has to follow them to make sure they're not getting into any trouble.
Words: 1342, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 4 of Colony of Two, Part 4 of LoserCat Witcher Fics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: Aiden (The Witcher), Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Original Witcher Character(s)
Relationships: Aiden (The Witcher) & Original Character(s), Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher) & Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Cat madness, Cat School (The Witcher), Alive Aiden (The Witcher), Soft Aiden (The Witcher), Aiden Loves Lambert (The Witcher), Lambert Loves Aiden (The Witcher), Lambert Swears (The Witcher), Werecats, Mutagens (The Witcher), Cutagens | Cute Effects of Mutagens (The Witcher), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Protective Aiden (The Witcher), Adopted Sibling Relationship
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by Stormurinn
"Не так быстро, бард, - Эскель подтянул его обратно. - Дай мне обнять тебя еще немного."
Или омегаверс!АУ, где Эскель ужасно милый альфа, Лютик немного в него влюблен, а Геральт молчит, потому что он-то знает, какой Эскель на самом деле засранец.
Words: 8223, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский
Series: Part 2 of Некоторые виды укусов
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel (The Witcher)
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Jaskier | Dandelion, Alpha Eskel (The Witcher), Alpha Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Scent Kink, Scent Marking, Top Eskel (The Witcher), Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Bottom Jaskier | Dandelion, Polyamory, Dirty Talk, Soft Eskel (The Witcher), Eskel Has a Soft Stomach (The Witcher), There's A Tag For That, lol
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by Sipsthytea
“I love you,” Jaskier smiled at him - the smile of the shining sun, “I love you so very much, My Geralt.” Geralt couldn’t take it, the sight of him, the earnest drawl of his words, “I love you, Jas.” He pressed closer, whispering into Jaskier’s ear, hidden by the wall of the stairs, “I love you so very much, My Jaskier.” Geralt wasn’t sure when he began to utter such words. He wasn’t sure when proclamations came so easily to him, but the words did. They did with Jaskier. In the intimate bubble, with no one listening to them but the stars - Geralt liked it that way. He liked having Jaskier all to himself. Perhaps the Bard was weakening his soul. A finger was suddenly being pushed against his furrowed brows, “You’re thinking naughty thoughts about me, Geralt.” Perhaps Geralt didn’t mind. __________________
Oh, time, oh, time.
Words: 2318, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 24 of The Witcher and the Bard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV) RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Roach (The Witcher)
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Emotionally Constipated Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Whump, Soft, Fluff and Angst, Soft Jaskier | Dandelion, jaskier my shayla, I Love You, Heavy Angst, Angst and Romance, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Will Go Down With This Ship, I Made Myself Cry, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Growing Old, Not Actually Unrequited Love, it's unrequited because he's dumb, Idiots in Love, the sea
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by fandom The Witcher 2025 (fandom_The_Witcher)
Words: 3, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Art, Digital Art, Bondage
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by Chlorokin
The "RDR2 but make it Witcher but make it gay" AU ~~~ Those witchers that adapted to the changing times now find themselves fighting ever-dwindling monsters with silver bullets in revolvers, instead of with swords. When human expansion across the Continent changes the land into a harsh and unforgiving frontier, only the toughest may survive. ~~~ The high noon sun beams down on Geralt, and only his wide-brimmed hat keeps the punishing rays from burning his face. Summer is brutal on the Frontier, but monsters only hibernate over winter. Geralt knows that if he doesn’t return to town quick enough with the proof of his completed bounty for nekkers in a nearby gold mine, that the sheriff is likely to stiff him of his pay. And as much as Geralt is used to sleeping rough, the hopes of a bath and a bed(not to mention a stiff drink and a hot meal at the saloon) tempt him. So he rides into town with the roughspun sack of nekker heads at his side before hitching Roach to the post outside the jailhouse. He nudges the door open with the toe of his dusty boot and drops the heads on the sheriff’s desk, levelling an unimpressed look at the portly man with a golden star badge pinned to his shirt.
Words: 8639, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of Hell's Comin' with Me
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Sabrina Glevissig
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: alternate universe-wild west, Cowboy Hats, Chaps, Touch-Starved Witchers (The Witcher), frontier life, Saloons, Alternate Universe - Historical, 1890s, But on The Continent, Gold Rush, vaudeville, Inspired by Red Dead Redemption, Pioneers, Alternate Universe - Western, Western, Song: Hell's Comin' with Me (Poor Man's Poison), Crack Treated Seriously, Historical Inaccuracy, Historical Dress, western slang, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, BAMF Jaskier | Dandelion, Top Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Bottom Jaskier | Dandelion, Accents, I Tried, Horseback Riding, Roach is the Best (The Witcher), Brothels, Prostitution, Face Slapping, Wiedźmin | The Witcher-Typical Bathing, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Knifeplay, Porn with Feelings, Abandonment Issues, Hand Feeding, Spit As Lube, Some Humor
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by Yure
Ведьмаки ре��ко впускают в свою жизнь людей, но когда впускают говорят, что точно в последний раз. Witchers rarely let people into their lives, but when they do, they say it's definitely the last time.
Words: 3660, Chapters: 3/?, Language: Русский
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen, Multi
Characters: Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Vesemir (The Witcher), Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Platonic Female/Male Relationships, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Alive Aiden (The Witcher), Minor Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Maybe - Freeform, Hurt withers, Female Jaskier | Dandelion, Matherly Jaskier, Jaskier adopt withers
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by Molanna
"Ouch!" Jaskier shrieks, hopping frantically on one leg. "Let go of me, you little—! Ouch, ouch! Geralt!"
Geralt snorts. "How often have I told you not to walk around barefoot in the wild, bard?"
Or: Jaskier is bit by a very strange creature that not even Geralt has ever seen or heard of before.
Words: 922, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Monsters Trilogy - Kasing Lung, labubu - Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Labubu
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Crack Crossover, Crack Treated Seriously, Labubu - Freeform, Hurt Jaskier | Dandelion, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Humor, witchermonstermayhem's Witchery Monster Bingo 2025
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by IstiTanu
In which Geralt’s plant-based mutations affect a lot more than Jaskier originally realized—not that he had any expectations in particular.
A continuation of my Onion!Geralt AU, sequel to “It’s Onion…no really, it’s onion”—the AU should be fairly self explanatory, but I do recommend reading that one first.
The main premise of this au is that Geralt’s second round of Grasses with extra, experimental mutations were a little bit more heavy on the “experimental” side than they’re usually portrayed.
5+1–five times Geralt took a potion that enhanced his plantlike traits, and one time he didn’t have to
Words: 2392, Chapters: 2/7, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Humor, Friendship, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Onion!Geralt au, Witcher Mutations (The Witcher), 5+1 Things, Light Angst, in one maybe two chapters, Cutagens | Cute Effects of Mutagens (The Witcher), But with plant-based mutations, Geralt still has the normal Wolf Witcher mutations too, He just has plants mixed in along with them, Sequel
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by MissRuna
"What is it about us and sorceresses ruining our lives?"
In which a sorceress finds the balance in chaos and control - amid plentiful wine, the tingling sense of adventure and a dramatically flamboyant individual.
[Jaskier x Fem!OC] [The Witcher Season 1] [Slight AU]
Words: 8311, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Vesemir (The Witcher), Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Tissaia de Vries, Original Witcher Character(s), Original Female Character(s)
Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Sorceresses, Fantasy, Romance, Magic, Aretuza (The Witcher), Soft Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion Has Feelings, Jaskier | Dandelion & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Friendship, Protective Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
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by Geekygirl24
“…You want me to find the entrance to the Underworld, find your soul and have you follow me out of said Underworld?” he asked, letting the disbelief fill his voice.
He couldn’t believe him.
He must really be dreaming…it made no sense otherwise.
Not even in his years as a Witcher, had he been able to enter the Underworld.
Words: 1116, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: past major character death, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
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by Chlorokin
Jaskier notices things, all sorts of things, but he does tend to lose focus too quickly to take those many observations and actually connect the dots between them, sometimes. When your brain whirls about as fast as Jaskier’s does, remembering things like taking your meds and paying your phone bill tend to slip your mind rather easily, that’s to say nothing of perceiving things that are apparently terribly obvious to everyone else but him! So maybe it has been almost three years that Jaskier has been flatsharing with Geralt, and while overall it has been a very amicable and efficient living situation, it isn't Jaskier's fault that he never realized Geralt is a professional Dominant who maybe also sometimes sees his clients in the flat they share, which would explain the weird private office that Geralt has but doesn't use for his day job as a vet tech. Well, this is awkward.
Words: 10637, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Essi Daven, Valdo Marx
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Jaskier | Dandelion Has ADHD, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Misunderstandings, BDSM, Gentle Dom Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Sub Jaskier | Dandelion, Dom/sub Play, Roommates to Lovers, Subdrop, Aftercare, Past Jaskier | Dandelion/Valdo Marx, Valdo Marx Being an Asshole, Healing, Fluff and Smut, Attempt at Humor, Stream of Consciousness, One Shot, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Safeword Fail, Blow Jobs, Coming Untouched, Breeding Kink, Pet Names, Praise Kink
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