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hearing aoife isn't asexual anymore has reinforced my will to live
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i know i wasnt talking ab pube
can i lick a brunette just to know what they taste like so I'm ready
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can i lick a brunette just to know what they taste like so I'm ready
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happyyyy mother’s day
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PLEEEEEEEEEEASE I CAN SHOW YOU HOW PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
just googled “how do lesbians have sex” just to confirm my suspicions
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how it feels to love aoife :(
AND LOVE IS NOT A. VICTORY MARCH ITS A COLD AND ITS A BROKEN HALLELUJLALSAHAHX
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blood coming out while i'm coming in :heart_eyes: :armadillo: :legadillo: :inadillo: :outadillo: :inadildo: :outadildo:
flo’s gonna wanna hear about this one…
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i can make her cum just as much if not more if she just gave me the chance ☹️
nothing makes me cum more than an author using complement correctly
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ALWAYS AN ANGEL NEVER AN APP. ALWAYS AN ANGEL NEVER AN APP.
why did flo just imfpregnate me wtf

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maybe i should change my username to long island iced tea so aoife is more willing to devour me
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“aoife serves cunt” ugh i wish could you imagine her clit served to you on a gold platter by none other than the owner of the clit itself. and she tells you to tuck in and she watched you devour her cunt that she just served you osishss ooo yeah mama
#its hot because its freshly out of the oven and served immediately#also hot because consent#also hot bevause its aoifes
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AOIFE’S OVULATING TOMORROW YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Last piece of the Life Series Winner murals: Joel and his precious car
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one of my new years resolutions this year is to wake up next to aoife really
one of my new years resolutions this year is to wake up earlier so starting december 31st i will wake up at.. 12PM. no thats too much too fast.. 12:30 PM perfect
#pretty easy when you consider aoife’s behavioral patterns#wish i was out and about during her not asexual phase#bring back asexual in denial aoife for our sakes
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girl just lemme sleep in your bed so you can pee on me instead of this nonsensical carry on of abandoning the warmth and comfort for the cold harsh conditions of the bathroom
me trying to be relatable: you guys ever have that really faint feeling of needing to go pee but its not like really really need to go you can wait a while but you’re all cuddled up in your bed so you shve to debste whether you pee for like 2 seconds and return to your bed or just sleep and hope it goes away in the morning? yeeeeeeeeee thats me rn bros
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just had a lightbulb moment.. aoife complains about being cold frequently.. you know what’s warm? urine.. she’s literally begging for it
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how does aoife hate any part of herself dude does she know there are people like me fantasizing of her saliv(h)ating all over our bodies and giving us a nude massage with nothing but her drool
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