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Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine
> exactly how I act when the vending machine is taking too long.
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me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-
flower: he’s cheating on you susan
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“how would your friends describe you?”

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friend: how are you
me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?
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New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing person. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.
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