"..Is Aperture usually this dilapidated?" local test chamber design intern - he/they/neos the main blog (shoot i forgot pfp credits) SHOUTOUT TO THIS GUY FOR MAKING ME THIS DUMB PERSONA
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i cant wait until new years so i can fucking shove glowsticks in my mouth again. i mean i could rn but its easier to get my hands on the ones people give out for parties and it also means no money out of my pocket just cronchy sticks
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sunkissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
california girls we're unforgettable
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ok great cool ill think of some revisions and new rules then.
@aperture-intern-apollo, Apollo, We want to apologize for what We've done to you. You didn't deserve it at all. In fact, We are going to update our policies so that We can get a better hand on dealing with workplace harassment, discrimination, and bigotry. You can be the one to revise it as you have... more experience... in that arena. You can even be the one that keeps us in line if you so wish.
We will begin the revision of the guidelines and policies as soon as you are ready to revise them!
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HARMLESS jokes, sure.
but uh. okay then? does this mean i'm not an intern anymore or am i still an intern just with a fancy title. do i have to change my handle
@aperture-intern-apollo, Apollo, We want to apologize for what We've done to you. You didn't deserve it at all. In fact, We are going to update our policies so that We can get a better hand on dealing with workplace harassment, discrimination, and bigotry. You can be the one to revise it as you have... more experience... in that arena. You can even be the one that keeps us in line if you so wish.
We will begin the revision of the guidelines and policies as soon as you are ready to revise them!
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oh shit fr? no jokes? no tomfoolery? no sending me into the fucking vents because i'm sick of this shit?
@aperture-intern-apollo, Apollo, We want to apologize for what We've done to you. You didn't deserve it at all. In fact, We are going to update our policies so that We can get a better hand on dealing with workplace harassment, discrimination, and bigotry. You can be the one to revise it as you have... more experience... in that arena. You can even be the one that keeps us in line if you so wish.
We will begin the revision of the guidelines and policies as soon as you are ready to revise them!
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FUCK OFF THIS POST ISN'T FOR YOU <3
HEY BLACK MESA GUYS DO YOU GUYS WANNA STORM APERTURE IT'D REALLY HELP ME OUT THEY ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME
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HEY BLACK MESA GUYS DO YOU GUYS WANNA STORM APERTURE IT'D REALLY HELP ME OUT THEY ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME
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are we going to ignore the time one of our test subjects single handedly took down the entire facility? or all those other incidents?
i'm sure i can outwit you lot, just you wait.
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FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU GUYS. I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
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HEYYY WHAT THE FUCK
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i don't like what that's implying fuck off
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i don't think i want to. i think it's far too late for me to even begin to forgive you.
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NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
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BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
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