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Reminds me of how the other day I couldn't find my iron pills and I prayed to Hermes to help me find them and instead of finding iron pills I found $50 under my bed 10 seconds later

I mean this in the most serious way possible but gods are real and they’re fucking messing with me I SWEAR

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I don't know if this is the case, but I feel like Apollon doesn't like when people make fun of gingers (or people with very sun sensitive skin) because for some reason when I'm at the beach (I'm ginger) some people have made fun of me (or judged me) for having to put on so many layers of sunscreen, but then those people who are so adamant about how they "NEVER get sunburnt" and "don't need sunscreen" somehow end up getting sunburnt.

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thank the gods! everlasting and forever eternal. protectors of mankind, healers of woe, governors of the earth, sea, and sky. we rejoice in your blessings!

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A prayer to Lord Apollon

Written by yours truly

I praise the Lord Apollon, son of mighty Zeus,

The Rain-giver; of the House,

And graceful Leto, O great mother;

And brother of excellent Artemis, Queen of Beasts.

I cry your honour, Bright-eyed Apollon, Leader of Fate,

To guide me and sing me to light and protection;

When I am sick, heal me.

When I seek the future, tell me.

When I cry for art, provide it to me.

Lord Apollon, Deliverer from Plague,

Clear-eyed Apollon, sharp-sighted archer,

True of aim and of moral, of sight into

Future and field, ever present - ever distant.

You grant us tales told with skill and vigour,

prayer and song, act and performance,

melody and harmony.

Lord Apollon, fire of inspiration, Of Golden Sword,

I commend you.

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I wanted to get a library card to read books (so that I can save money/space and as a devotional act) and then I try to go to the library and find out that it was closed due to flooding repairs </3

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ALSO don't take those "this is an important message from (deity)" posts/videos seriously. They are usually only given to you because the algorithm thinks you will interact with it (because others who are similar to you do).

Yes deities MIGHT send messages through social media, but they are usually more subtle (like seeing something specific over and over again).

God Poser

okay theres this dude. Please block him

@/cryp7ik

Who's claiming to be all the male gods from all the pantheons and all the myths. He's been interacting with a whole lotta people, including my one post on how my deities talk to me through music where he claimed to have sent me a message via music (I got nothing so like. No- also. Deities can't use social media last time I checked) and me and my bestie decided to talk to him. So my friend gets a lot of messages from/is a prophet of Apollon and Artemis. They both have confirmed this dude isn't Apollon at all (not that we really needed it tbh-) and this guy decided that my friend was getting messages via Reddit??? My friend is infact not- he's also called people dumb for not believing that he is the male gods from every pantheon ever. Don't let him bully you into anything. This is stupid. Just block him

For beginners: I know this probably doesn't need to be said, but your deities MAY Influence your social media feed. Anyone saying they ARE the gods on social media is such a Fake on so many levels. Please ignore and block anyone saying things like that!

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Orphic Hymn to Hermes

Translations of the Orphic Hymns from The Orphic Hymns; A New Translation for the Occult Practitioner by Patrick Dunn

Hear me, Hermes, herald of Zeus and son of Maia, having an almighty heart.

The lord of contests and guide of mortals,

Kind and clever messenger of the gods and slayer of Argos.

With your winged feet, you are a friend to humans, 

And you are a prophet of the word to mortals.

You delight in exercise, in deceit and trickery, and you wear the sacred band.

Interpreter of all, you preside over the profits of business, 

Driving off all our cares, you who hold in your hands the blameless weapon of peace. 

Blessed god of Korykos, bringer of good luck,

With many stories, helper in business and friend to mortals in need,

You possess the venerable and dreadful weapon of language. 

Hear me in my prayers and bring a noble end to life and deeds,

And graceful remembrance of reputation.

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Hermes, god of boundaries, thieves, travel, and a divine trickster

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Offering Prayer For Lord Apollon

For Lord Apollon

Oh Lord Apollon, Embodiment of Healing, Lord of the Light,

Take this Offering, as a thanks for your comfort, For your Strength And for your Sunlight

For without them I would be blinded For without you I would not be whole

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Wait.......so you guys are telling me that that some people on helpol tumblr might actually be AI??

(Or at least partially AI, such as frequently using AI to make their posts but not ALL of them)

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20 ways to worship Lord Hermes!!

Writing

Reading about new places / other countries

Traveling / going on vacation

Treating animals with kindness

Write letters

Keep a diary

Collect coins

Volunteer at an animal shelter

Wear devotional jewelry

Dedicate objects and jewelry to him

Keep a journal

Reading

Sing hymns to him

Exercise

Do sports / focus on a sport

Do competitive activities

Meditate

Playing with toys

Doing puzzles

Be kind to people.

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Am I ovulating or is Ghost just on tour?

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Love your profile and posts 💜 I love the Venus vibes ✨

I wanna ask if you don’t mind, what do you specifically think about lord Saturn and do you have any experience with him?

Hi! Thank you!

I do not have much experience with him (or the roman counterparts in general) but I did some research and I think he is cool! I am not sure if I consider roman deities different than their greek counterparts.

Sorry that I didn't respond to this quickly

I am not sure if this is a worship question but I do recommend doing some research on him and maybe doing some prayers if you want to connect to him.

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Had pizza night yesterday with Lord Hermes (left), Lady Aphrodite (middle), and Lord Apollon (right) 🍕

I did not know if Lady Aphrodite would be ok with pepperoni pizza so I gave her cheesy garlic bread because it is very delicious (IF YOU LIKE GARLIC BREAD AND CHEESE YOU NEED TO TRY IT TOGETHER IT IS AMAZING)

I also gave Lord Hermes and Lord Apollon some cheesy garlic bread as well because I had A LOT of it and I felt kind of bad not giving some to them.

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Just a reminder to not tell doctors about someone's psychiatric history before they do medical tests!!

I went to urgent care because I had a feeling that something was wrong (I have an eye infection) and as I drove i started feeling very strange and was not acting right. My mom told the doctors over the phone that "she has a history of overthinking things and feeling weird because of anxiety but she is usually fine". They therefore didn't really do any more tests and when they tried to get me to stand up to leave I fell.

They called the ambulance and told them that I was having a suspected psychiatric episode.

They tested my blood sugar in the ambulance: my blood sugar was 57 mg/dL and I was NOT having a psychiatric episode.

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I am a little annoyed because my coworkers are CONVINCED our store is haunted, like a former manager said she saw products FLY off the shelves when nobody was in our store and my other coworker says that she hears people walking around and doing shit when nobody is actually in the store.

For context, our store burnt down one time, but nobody died but my coworkers think something had to have happened.

I am kinda just like...why does everyone experience weird shit while the only thing I see is the theft alarm beeping for absolutely no reason, like nobody being near it AT ALL (the ones that beep when you leave with certain items).

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OMG FINCH IS DOING AN ANCIENT GREECE THEMED EVENT!!! YESSS!!