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Asked my little brother about where a scar on his leg came from and he told me that when Kennedy got shot the bullet passed through his skull and ricocheted off the back of his limo and spent 70 years bouncing its way around the world until it hit him in the thigh. Ok.

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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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How often are you horny in a week?

7/7

6/7

5/7

4/7

3/7

2/7

1/7

More like once every two weeks

More like once a month

Even less

I've never felt horny in my life/results

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TAYLOR SWIFT The Life of a Showgirl

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The Life of a Showgirl Limited Release Deluxe CDs. It’s Beautiful. It’s Frightening. It’s Rapturous. Available for 72 hours while supplies last. ❤️‍🔥

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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(sorry ran out of options so had to skip one)

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daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

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People act like I'm just being an asshole but man the whole reason I'm so anal about hating gambling mechanics is because I've been down that road and lost a ton of money on games I just stopped playing eventually anyway and it SUCKS and the more you learn about dark pattern design the more you realize that this entire corner of the game industry is just fully focused on screwing vulnerable people out of their money and it's just evil, plain and simple. What do you want from me?? To promote this shit like every other streamer after knowing all that??? I will NOT be complicit in this shit. I'm gonna talk about how bad it is!!! You think that makes me an asshole?????

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that